The Wrath Of Khan

 

1. KHAAAAAAN!

   Posted by Macker       07/18/2006  at  08:03 PM  



2. Maybe one merely inspired the other.

   They share many of the same objectives, after all.

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       07/18/2006  at  08:29 PM  



3. They kind of look alike. Could be that they are distant cousins.

   Posted by LC Geno       07/18/2006  at  08:46 PM  



4. 

   Nice job Macker....beat me to it!

   That was exactly my first reaction upon reading this.

   Posted by Agamemnon       07/18/2006  at  08:50 PM  



5. OK, what took you so long, Macker? You shoulda had that one in there hours ago!

   Kirk: You were going to kill me, Khan. You’re gonna have to come down here. You’re gonna have to come down here.

   Khan: I’ve done far worse than kill you, Admiral. I’ve hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her.

   

   Posted by The Skipper       07/18/2006  at  10:31 PM  



6. But Khan was a “genetically enhanced” human, whereas the two Neanderthals, Ahmadamnjihadi and Ketchup Boy appear to have crawled out of the slimy and scummy shallow end of the gene pool.

   Posted by Rat Patrol       07/19/2006  at  07:03 AM  



7. Or, as I used to be fond of saying:

   Genghis Khan, but Immanuel Kant.

   

   Posted by Rat Patrol       07/19/2006  at  07:04 AM  



8. In regards to the last couple days’ of “Day by Day”, I bring you this little ditty
   courtesy of Monty Python and the Psychology Department of the University of Wollamoloo:

   

   Immanuel Kant was a real piss ant
   Who was very rarely stable,
   Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
   Who could think you under the table,
   David Hume could out consume
   Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
   And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
   Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

   There’s nothing Nietzsche couldn’t teach ya
   ‘Bout the raising of the wrist,
   Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed…

   John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
   On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill,
   Plato, they say, could stick it away,
   Half a crate of whisky every day,
   Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
   Hobbes was fond of his dram,
   And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart,
   “I drink, therefore I am"…

   Yes Socrates, himself, is particularly missed…
   A lovely little thinker,
   But a bugger when he’s pissed.

   

   Posted by Rat Patrol       07/19/2006  at  07:10 AM  



9. And this time, with surround-sound:

   http://www.csulb.edu/depts/sociology/philosopher.htm

   I’m pink therefore I’m ham.

   Posted by Rat Patrol       07/19/2006  at  07:14 AM  



10. Ahmadamnjihadi, exposed:

    

    it can also be found here:

    

    Posted by Rat Patrol       07/19/2006  at  08:14 AM  



11. More like “Not-so-great minds think alike”, if you ask me. 

    Posted by CKO86       07/19/2006  at  11:43 AM  

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