The French Are Depressed

 

1. Its not all that bad, they still got good wine and cheeses and a propensity toward threesomes. Viva La Fwance

   Posted by Kuso JiJi       04/14/2007  at  07:33 PM  



2. Ironic, the only French naval victory occurred when they were helping US fight the Brits in the Revolution.  Otherwise, they’ve been the ones that everyone else have to rescue.  Even De Gaulle was a tin-plated overbearing dictator with delusions of godhood.  At least he wasn’t soft, like the rest of the scum.  I’d put French ‘prestige’ between Khazakstan and Mongolia, myself.

   Posted by Zebster       04/14/2007  at  08:53 PM  



3. Anon, I think it would be a French Smack.

   Posted by venerablehawk       04/15/2007  at  07:38 AM  



4. But, Kuso JiJi, when the Islamofascists take over, the wine will go away. Alcohol is not allowed by the Satanic Verses. Further, the threesomes might continue because their sex cult provides men the right to have multiple sex slaves.

   Posted by Jeremy       04/15/2007  at  08:55 AM  



5. Oh, and the cheeses? The sheep and goat populations will decline because they will be added to the harems of the perverted sexcults, and muslims rarely father more sheep.

   Oh lawsy, just thought of something! Is that how France was populated? The offspring of perverts fucking sheep?

   Posted by Jeremy       04/15/2007  at  08:58 AM  



6. Don’t forget Agincourt Skipper. The French certainly don’t! They haven’t beaten us since 1066!

   Posted by LyndonB       04/15/2007  at  09:17 AM  



7. Good post Skipper.

   Posted by lisar915       04/15/2007  at  11:46 AM  



8. After they sold out Europe to the Arabs because De Gaulle couldn’t get over the disappointment of the disappearance of the Empire, and Ch’Iraq told the New European nations they missed an opportunity to shut up when they allied themselves with the real free world, they deserve to be dhimmified for eternity. Never mind the wine ... I hear they do a fair bottle in Moldova.

   Posted by Cassandra       04/15/2007  at  04:34 PM  



9. "France is miserable because it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are miserable because they live in France.” -Mark Twain

   Posted by Bear       04/15/2007  at  07:35 PM  

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