Blind Date

 

1. Chelsea never had a chance.

   Posted by Kuso JiJi       04/14/2007  at  06:34 PM  



2. Given that it is the 60’s and all… I have copulated with uglier hippies than that.

   You probably have too.

   Love those pants!

   Posted by Yellow Dog       04/14/2007  at  07:11 PM  



3. Only thing uglier walking the planet is Janet Reno. No you didn’t?

   Posted by Kuso JiJi       04/14/2007  at  07:41 PM  



4. so the chicken and the egg question with these two is did Hillary turn Bill into a serial offender or did he turn her off men - or was the given reality of each what (gag) attracted them to each other. In which case they are both users and disgusting as they are willing to pervert and subvert their own personal ‘belief’ system to get what they want.

   I like John McCain’s 1998 joke about Chelsea - “Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno.”

   

   Posted by wardmama4       04/14/2007  at  08:03 PM  



5. Picky, picky Mr. Anonymous.  OK, let’s change that to “you have twenty-eight girlfriends on the side, been impeached for perjury and obstruction of justice, been disbarred from practicing law and “your better half” hates all men and wants to rule the world.  I think that takes care of all your objections.

   Posted by Mike M       04/14/2007  at  08:06 PM  



6. Clinton’s legacy (besides determining what the meaning of “is” is)

   1. Clinton avoided perjury charges by agreeing to the disbarment of his Arkansas law license and a 25k fine. Clinton’s perjury and obstruction also resulted in his suspension from the Supreme Court bar and his subsequent resignation.

   2. While he wasn’t impeached FROM office, he was only the second president TO BE impeached by the House of Representatives.

   Posted by Kuso JiJi       04/14/2007  at  08:25 PM  



7. Anonymous: no one here really cares how you “happened upon this blog site”. The only thing that matters is that you came, you tried to deny Bill Clinton’s crimes and then ran away under cover of anonymity.
   
   It is because of people like you that politicians are allowed to get away with this kind of bullshit. How do you sleep at night, knowing you have defended the indefensible?
   
   

   Posted by The Skipper       04/14/2007  at  09:45 PM  



8. Yeller dawg, go wash yer dick off, buddy. I am ashamed to have known you. ARGH!

   

   Posted by The Skipper       04/14/2007  at  10:01 PM  



9. It was a theoretical copulation. Washing my dick will have no effect at this point. I am turned on by the pants… Those are some fine looking pants…

   Posted by Yellow Dog       04/14/2007  at  11:10 PM  



10. Wow, she had thunder thighs even back then.

    I just don’t get slick Willi. The only thing I can figure is that she must have given a hellacious hummer back in those days.

    Posted by babylonandon       04/15/2007  at  04:55 AM  



11. Yeller Dawg, them pants are banned in 49 states. Only in Kalifornia ....

    

    Posted by The Skipper       04/15/2007  at  06:31 AM  



12. Yellow Dog,
    Just exactly, how much alcohol did you consume back then? How drunk do you need to be to Pork Hillary? Or more exactly the fictional woman who is ugler than Hillary?

    Posted by Jeremy       04/15/2007  at  08:49 AM  



13. Anonymous - the fine upstanding people who would not allow impeached Clinton to be forced out of office include the following (mainly since most of Congress has been in office for more than a decade):

    Can you imagine working for a company that has
    a little more than 500 employees and has the
    following statistics:
    
    36 have been accused of spousal abuse

    7 have been arrested for fraud

    19 have been accused of writing bad checks

    117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least
    2 businesses

    3 have done time for assault

    71, repeat 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad
    credit
    
    14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

    8 have been arrested for shoplifting

    21 currently are defendants in lawsuits. and

    84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last
    year

    Can you guess which organization this is?

    Give up yet? . . . Scroll down, Folks!

    It’s the 535 members of the United States
    Congress.

    Rewrite HISTORY all you want: you are just following the example of those people you believe in, vote for and blindly follow without regard the damage they are doing to America.

    And oh yes, even back in the ‘day’ I’d never have been caught, even dead, in a pair of pants like that (although I did have a couple of real nifty bell bottoms).

    Posted by wardmama4       04/15/2007  at  09:47 AM  



14. Yellow Dog - I have NEVER been that drunk. However, I am willing to concede that BEING that intoxicated (if not lethal) would have a detrimental effect upon memory.  I CAN, however, say that I have never, er… wakened to something like… THAT.  I can say this because I would have rather chewed my arm OFF than wake it as well.

    And those pants are uglier that Al Sharptons tongue.

    Posted by T       04/15/2007  at  12:20 PM  



15. Why dident she see the shit comming? those glasses could start a fire on a sunny day.

    Anon you aint just happend apon this site you love it here, get youself a name n picture.

    Chelsea are on there way to the new Wembley  

    Posted by bulldog       04/15/2007  at  01:20 PM  

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