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Posted by The Skipper    United States   on 01/20/2006 at 09:11 AM   
 
  1. Maybe the whale was trying to get away from the GreenPesters… Or it is an iranian submarine attack.

    Free fish ‘n’ chips at the pub tonight!  clap

    Posted by Rat Patrol    United States   01/20/2006  at  09:50 AM  

  2. he just knows Israel has got this lined up, talking tough, because, behind closed doors
    everyone has told him to shut the fuck up, fuckyou anyway it dont take a nuke from iran to burn france grin
    nov 5th,05 he he.
    i love france, wheres the flag?
    Bulldog uk_flag

    Posted by bulldog    Europe   01/20/2006  at  10:43 AM  

  3. the whale attacked wot?
    evil fish, now we must kill n eat him!
    are you a jap? rolleyes
    Bulldog uk_flag

    Posted by bulldog    Europe   01/20/2006  at  10:57 AM  

  4. Is Chirac smoking crac???  France making threats??  “a firm and fitting response from us...” This is a joke right? The ireneans must be pissing their pants laughting so hard. When, in recent memory, have the frenchtoasts ever made a threat and carried it out? I say go for it frenchies!! Launch one of them nuckler miss-siles from one of yer frenchie made submorines. Damn this would be better then the fourth of July. Best news I ever heard, “frenchies rattling their rusted sabers.” WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO what a show!! I’m so excited, I couild just shit!!!

    Posted by texman0000    United States   01/20/2006  at  12:38 PM  

  5. Let us hear more from Hillary about Bush’s downplaying a neclear threat.

    Posted by Officer Pupp    United States   01/20/2006  at  12:40 PM  

  6. I agree with Bulldog.  I think “Jockie” has some inside scoop on something that is about to happen, and decided that he had better save some face in advance:

    “We were ready to do it, in case they didn’t!”

    Or something like that.

    As for the whale, I agree with Rat Patrol.  Sounds like a strategic withdrawal to me.  Maybe this one didn’t want to end up on display in Berlin.

    It is amazing (and perhaps illustrative) how much “investment” Ivan and the Chicomms always seem to have with the sandpeople, regardless of which benighted country they happen to live in…

    wink

    Posted by Tannenberg    United States   01/20/2006  at  12:46 PM  

  7. As for Shrillery, was she not braying stridently with the rest of the donks about “W” taking the Iraq affair into his own hands?  Consult, consult!  Get Europe in on it!  Get the UN in on it!  Was that not their cacaphonous chorus? 

    And NOW Shrillery is braying about outsourcing the Iran problem (i.e., getting Europe in on it)????

    The nerve of some people’s children!!!

    LOL

    Posted by Tannenberg    United States   01/20/2006  at  01:32 PM  

  8. I dunno if jacqueline chiraq is smoking crack, but he’s definitely licking (butt) crack, as usual… whatta maroon… dickhead

    Instant replay time:

    http://euphoria.jarkolicious.com/journal/2006/01/19/1584/

    Just incase ya missed it back in the nucular iranus-tan topic… It was so nice, I’ll do it twice. Just click-n-copy if the link doesn’t work.  Good ole angry whiteboy muzik… Yeah, and I’m an olde phart at 56, but still like this one, even though it’s not my usual cup o’ java.  :steelers:  :steelers:  :steelers:  beerparty  pumpiniron

    oh, yeah, I almost forgot the “classics illustrated” version of the kor-anus:

    http://www.islamcomicbook.com AKA Mohammed’s Believe it Or Else.

    Posted by Rat Patrol    United States   01/20/2006  at  01:56 PM  

  9. Aw, you beat me to it again, Tann. Having a memory longer than last week is definitely a detriment whan listening to Shrillary, isn’t it? Of course, having ears is a detriment when listening to Shrillary.

    Yep, I recall all the braying about a “global” solution, multi-lateral diplomacy (except when dealing with NKorea which demanded unilateral diplomacy only because we were engaging in multi-lateral talks), consulting with allies, yada yada yada.

    Funny how the “smartest woman in the world” rolleyes seems to have forgotten that stuff. Of course, she and her hubby seemed to have had selective memory problems during his administration too, didn’t they? Hell, they even forgot what belonged to the White House and what belonged to them when they moved out. At least they left the doors and walls.

    Thanks for the laugh, Texman. Now I gotta find the mop and change my drawers. “frenchies rattling their rusted sabers.” party

    Posted by StinKerr    United States   01/20/2006  at  02:05 PM  

  10. Tex gave us a good laugh indeed, Stin, but I find it a little difficult to imagine rattling sabers that have rusted into their scabbards.

    As for the Klintons and the White House, yes, they left the doors and walls, but probably not by choice.

    But that’s what you get when you drag a presidential nomination through a trailer park, right? 

    Heh-heh-heh!!!

    LOL

    Posted by Tannenberg    United States   01/20/2006  at  02:25 PM  

  11. I’ll betcha ol’ Willie got his best action trolling the trailer parks, Tann.

    I suppose that since they were moving into the first home they would own they needed starter furnishings.

    Scabbards? I’d have thought they got them out of renaissance museums.

    Posted by StinKerr    United States   01/20/2006  at  02:46 PM  

  12. Well ya;ll know the old sales pitch, “frenchie rifles for sale, hardly used and only dropped once” and as for rattlin their scabby scabbards?? That’s just from their weak frenchie knees knocking and the scabbies are from them being on their knees so much doing what the frenchies do best. (besides kissing arse!) As as for making ya’ll laugh, dang it makes mah day when I can do dat!! Now whatever happened to that sweet thang I used to moan and groan over and skipper almost banned my ass over???

    Posted by texman0000    United States   01/20/2006  at  03:27 PM  

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