I’m always ready for the weekend… a proud male chauvinist
Nope. Doesn’t involve easy women.
Tomm. is my son’s 12th birthday-yeah, “April Fools”. shuddup-and he wouldn’t mind an “easy “ teenage girl.
He’s getting a book on the history/progression of Tanks.heheheheheheh
Oh-and the hornets that live under the siding below the window by the computer that my husband supposedly killed last summer, well evidentally they don’t know that they’re supposed to be dead because they’re back attacking the (outside of-so far) window again.
Sooo sometime to day I need to hit Ac or True Value and pick up somethings to make their “visit” exceedingly less pleasant.
It’s going to be a long ******* summer!!!!
Well, on the bright side, last year the Chicago area was in the throws of a drought.
That made things worse.
Spring is shaping up to be quite rainy. If that tread continues through the summer it’ll cut the stingers numbers.
a lot.
*prays*
Thanks for the lovely “wakeup”, Skipper! As I’ve suggested to a number of guys over the years: when I cease to LOOK while mumbling things like “mmm....mmm....mmm.mmm.mmm”, just go ahead and lower me in the ground.
Horray for boob girls!
It’s my husband who doesn’t like hornets. If anyone finds anything to work on those kind of nasties let me know. We tried all the chemical and ‘natural’ stuff we could get last year and it was basically useless.
My daughter is not a spider person and took 10 years off my heart this morning by screaming (in my ear) and jumping back after spying a spider on the front screen door. I shooed it away and encouraged her to go catch the bus before I killed her.
After all the wildlife I’ve dealt with growing up, I only dislike the cockroach as I believe they will outlast all life known.
If it keeps raining, our garden (terraced and lots of work went into it) may slide down the hill. Not good as we are trying to get it ready to plant. I would like more goodies this year, although I think we lost a plum tree last year and maybe a pear. Oh well. The asperagus is coming up - so all is not lost.
Hmmmmm - I post boobies and (a) the guys, with one exception, all comment about boobies and sex while (b) the women here, along with OCM talk about wasps and hornets. Why are they trying to distract us red-blooded American males from the boobies?
Now, I’ve met Barb in person and I can attest to the fact that she is President of the I.B.T.C., thus there is a sizeable amount of mammary envy going on there, I’m afraid.
I don’t know about WardMama4. I suppose she just didn’t want Barb to be too lonely while the guys drooled.
Which leaves one outstanding question ... why does OCM want to distract us from boobies? There’s something mighty strange going on out in Colorado. OCM: You’re not getting kinda light on yer feet, are you? Any sudden desires to redecorate your house lately?
There is a mystery here and I want to get to the bottom of it!
I keep tellin’ ya, OCM: ANN IS ALL MINE! MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE! BWAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HA-HA-HA-HA ....
(whew! now I’ve done gone and tired myself out!)
Skipper I made the point a while ago, never wanted to comment on the bimbos as I didn’t want you males to think that I was a feminazi. I would prefer you balance it with an occassional beefcake pic - but I realize that the females here are in the minority - so I suffer in silence. I just was responding to Barb’s post. Don’t get on us for distraction as I’ve noticed a certain piggly wiggly who has taken a good number of postings far a field.
I don’t envy them, at all - just trying not point out the obvious implication that women should be bodies without minds to attract males.
I don’t believe it, just passing along the implication.
ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE!
This one’s just fer you, Wardmama4!
Hey Skipper:
Btw-the day got weirder. My “great purry hunters"-yeah. right.- were stalking something in the living room that couldn’t fly.
It was....a small GARTER SNAKE!!!
A snake. In the house. In March.
I’m moving to Alaska. Now.
Oh- and I’ve got no issue with snakes. I caught the little thing in a bag and let it go in the backyard.
I’d rather have snakes in my house than stinging insects.
Blech.
Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Bad finger. Bad finger. Go wash your hand off with soap, little miss IBT!
Hee-hee ....
Alaska! Trading snakes for polar bears. Good choice!
Well Skipper, you likely shut-up WardMama4 for now --- but how. in. the. hell. did you find that recent photo of me in this vast cyberspace? Damn, you’re good!
Those 3 a hotel room and a whole weekend, mamamia, oh what I could do!!
I would probably be dead by the end, but I would die a VERY happy man!! LOL
OCM: Naah. Girl #3 is just a baby. It’s that one in the middle who got my attention with those ”after-I-roll-you-in-hay-I’ll-make-the-rest-of-your-life-a-living-hell” eyes…
Skipper: I think your beefcake photo knocked Wardmama unconscious.
I do believe you’re right, Jester.
HEY, Wardmama4!
Breathe! Breathe! Breathe!
No guys the beefcake (Thanks Skipper) didn’t knock me out, my day just happens to get hyper busy at 5PM - and since we have a 7 day schedule - I don’t get much down time, so I tend to take it in the evenings. And last night with the horrible storm we had, I ended up watching tv half the night in the livingroom with a panting drugged out whinning 85 pound dog in my lap and a lightspeed patch of fur flying around the room (I wasn’t able to catch him to drug him), just to keep me awake.
I just think it is a tad bit insulting for obviously thinking men to encourage and embrace the dangerous and demeaning stereotype of women only as body parts, sex objects and panding physical objectifacation of women as opposed to women being vital, hardworking and intelligent as the more important qualities.
By the way guys - ignor has an ‘e’ on the end!
IGNOR! Wasn’t that the name of Dr. Frawnkenstein’s assistant?
“Hey, boy! Is this the Transylvania Choo-Choo?”
“Ja, Ja! Track Twenty-Nine! Can I give you a shine?”
-- Young Frankenstein
WOW...... besides the obvious, look at the eyes on the middle one.....WOW
Did OCM give you copy right, to post that picture of him when he was younger?