TED - Hans Rosling

 

1. Is this a good place to mention that today is the 60th anniversary of the Roswell incident.

   Fox News said that Clinton or Richardson would be the most likely to get to the ‘truth’ of Roswell (and probably figure out a way to raise our taxes to do it). . .

   

   Posted by wardmama4       07/06/2007  at  08:52 AM  



2. I see our future. New York will be underwater! Poor polar bears will be stranded on ice floes, and we will get sunburns in December!
   I have proof. I have a program I wrote this afternoon that says it will. I entered the exact temperatures from reports covering 100,000 years along with rainfall, snowfall, and CO2 averages!
   It’s a complicated program that involves utilizes the number of pancakes I ate this morning averaged with the number of times I had to go to the bathroom yesterday, and it is perfectly accurate within 60 to 75 degrees plus or minus! I have gotta get these results to congress before the environmental ca$h cow keels over and dies, or my results are debunked by a “qualified” expert!
   Anyone wanna finance my research?
   Bleah.
   Bill

   Posted by Doctor DETH       07/08/2007  at  09:33 PM  

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