Survivor
7 out of 11
I’m
7 out of 11 for me too. But I disagree with the bank robbery question. In my world, the bank customers would overpower the robber, chain him to a mailbox, and use him for target practice. But that’s just me.
Working under the theory that if a bear is chasing you, you only have to run faster than the guy you’re with, I would survive longer than rudebadger and Rat Patrol but would help the Skipper escape. I got 8/11.
"Whoopee! We’re all gonna die!”
-- Country Joe & The Fish(remember that song?)
Attention marty:
rudebadger packs a mossberg 500 bear pacifier.
nuff said.
Well then I guess we’ll all be eating roast bear instead of running through the woods like a bunch of school girls with our dresses over our heads! I think we can survive on bear until the rescue party gets there.
Not me. After I punched the shark in the nose, I had him for dinner.
BURP!
9 out of 11, but the test is one of those pick the best of the choices evn though there’s a better way. Like the bank robber one for a starter, most folks I know would chose the lead injection method previously mentioned. Same with the bear, yum bear steak on a open fire.
Last I read in my neck of the wood the EMS treatment of choice in the field is ice for snake bites, go figure…
Personally I thought the useing the croc to get out of the quicksand was my favorite, but then that’s just me…
9 out of 11 for me. None of the questions had “Panic and die screaming” as an answer. I know a lot of people who would fall into that category for many of those situations, like avalance and bear attack.
7 out 11 here too..Disagree with the bank robbery scenario. Keeping in mind that the robber may be a 75 year old female with an unloaded gun, my Glock would respond appropriately.
Most of the stuff we heard as kids is wrong. Eating before swimming does not cause cramps—it might cause nausea, like eating before running. Salt pills don’t help heat stroke. The full answer about snakebites is correct—not the partial suggessted answer. (in VNam: bend over & kiss your ass goodbye) You can swim out of quicksand.
Best course of action: avoid shark-infested waters, bear-infested campgrounds, do not ski on avalanche-prone slopes, and keep your eyes open. I got 8/11. The one about lightning is ‘spot on’—get flat and stay that way. Tough titty if your nice clothes get wet and muddy.
Posted by Oink
03/07/2006 at 12:04 PM
When the bank robber strikes, just make sure that you have a bear, a shark and a rattlesnake available, then start an avalanche, then push his car into a canal, then throw his sory butt into some freezing cold water, and wait for the lightning to strike.
the robber will definitely be
ed by then.
I got 7. I thought the avalance question was after it already got you, not during. Also, apparently you are supposed to gain sharks’ attention by punching them in the face, as opposed to just leaving them alone (if it’s Jaws, you’re screwed either way). I had to go with their wuss liberal bank robbery question, too, since they didn’t have the concealed weapon answer.
Also, all the desert animals are doing it wrong, since you are supposed to drink your water instead of getting it from food.
