Surgery Needed
Doctor Death - The somber nickname given to Dr. Jack Kevorkian, a physician who took the limelight in 1990-91 when he advocated helping people to die. He called himself an “obitiatrist,” preferring to be known as someone who engaged in “medicide." Dr. Death provided the “means, expertise, counseling and assuredness” to leave this world in peace.
Rush Limbaugh calls Senator John McCain (R?-NM) a Democrat. (RINO)
The Skipper said McCain will stab you in your back.
Z Woof said that McCain joined with Senator Kennedy (D-MA) to limit tax free MSA participation to only 1 meazly million in the USA. (A Political Charge in the FUTURE)
Governor Jeb Bush (R-FL) said Democrats are - PATHETIC.
Prediction: The Democratic Party will disband before the 2008 Presidential election.
Of course any French Doctor would be perfect for any Democratic politicians’ surgery.
French surgeons kill all of their citizens. This is a good thing.
FOX News Spew: O’Rielly charged Americans’ Liberal Media with [[[MIND CONTROL]]] last night.
Still voting Democrat? You’re stuck on stoopid.
Posted by Z Woof
12/10/2005 at 07:27 AM
- Speaking of Death and Mind Control
I used to work with an Aegon company. Those cheap Dutch hozebags didn’t give me a ring. So I bee-lined it to another big company, FORTIS, you EURO-PEONS know what I’m talking about, and these guys took me to Rome (Roma) and gave me a ring the first year in ‘95.
Mission Statement: Empowering Global Consumers, even dead ones.
WA Insurance Commissioner Bows and Thanks:
We wish to commend the following companies that have provided policyholder names for insurance policies in effect in Europe between 1933 and 1945 to the OIC pursuant to the Holocaust Victims Insurance Relief Act of 1999
http://www.insurance.wa.gov/industry/holocaust/holocaustcompanies.asp
If we give dead EURO-PEONS, basically zombies, their family members’ life insurance cash (US Citizens), imagine how nice we will treat all you alive people in the world.
Down with governments Up with Consumerism.
Finally, I work for an American company, thank God. The rest of the world is a little tooo lethargic.
Buy American, the rest of the stuff is cheap but it’s cheezy.
Those NAZIs cost EURO-PEON Financial Service Companies (life insurance) a mountain-of-money. Darn NAZIs. An Aegon spokesperson was quoted as mumbling, “Another day another dollar.”
Posted by Z Woof
12/10/2005 at 08:12 AM
Sorry OCM, this thread is about dead parties (Donks), people and zombies.
Zomby Sex-Song by Detroiter Alice Cooper:
Cold Ethyl
Yeah ooh oh one thing, I miss, is cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss
We met, last night, making love by the refrigerator light
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
Ah, one thing, no lie, Ethyl’s frigid as an eskimo pie
She’s cool, in bed, she’s gotta be ‘cuz Ethyl’s dead
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
Come on cold Ethyl freeze me baby, that’s cool, that’s nice
One thing, it’s true, cold Ethyl I am stuck on you
And everything is, my way, ethyl don’t have much to say
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
Come here cold Ethyl, what makes you so cold, ooh so cold ooh ooh
Cold Ethyl cold cold Ethyl cold Ethyl cold cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl cold cold Ethyl cold Ethyl cold cold Ethyl
If I live, ‘til ninety seven, you’ll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven,
‘cuz you’re cool, you’re ice, cold Ethyl you’re my paradise aah
Alice Cooper can really write a Zomby love song.
Posted by Z Woof
12/10/2005 at 10:38 AM
Hmmmmmm .... it looks like Ze Woof Man is out-OCM’ing OCM.
OCM, ask him about his hairball! Go ahead. I dare ya!
OCM, my 7lb dog, Polly, is pissed at your cats. But of course your cats would kill her if she got too close. She hates birds so bad we have to spell bird so she won’t go crazy. She guards the empty pond from the cranes that come looking for more gold fish. Polly would roll over on her back if one of your cats got too close. She is all bark and no bite. Mans’ best friend is not a cat for many very good reasons.
Skipper: OCM isn’t afraid to give me shit
OCM likes Zomby-Sex stories. I will admit that not all dead people are zombies.
What about ETHICS :rulez:
If Aegon and Fortis pay off on life insurance on Hitler’s dead, how about Allianz, Munich Re, Zurich, Swiss Re and all of the rest?
Are these companies waiting for a NAZI Death Certificate? It is a lot of money.
Maybe nobody should ever think these thoughts.
Posted by Z Woof
12/11/2005 at 08:36 AM
We have about $1,000 per pound in that dog and she is only one year old.
A greyhound got ahold of Polly and she “rolled over” right before the attack.
Polly knows all about large [[fangs]]. We love that dog.
Posted by Z Woof
12/11/2005 at 11:35 AM