Super-Glue Follow-Up
Hmm… Think he should buy a fancy car (Mercedes, BMW, etc.) then proceed to drive by her place of employment and home every day honking and waving, yelling “Thanks for the car, Bitch”!
If it was super glue then the hospital should have used acetone to remove it. It would still be a bit raw but I don’t know of any better solvent to remove super glue from skin. The previous article made it sound like they had a heck of time removing the glue. I would say it’s more about shame then anything else, so the money seems appropriate.
It would be more fun for the guy to take her picture and a copy of the police report, photo copy it a few thousand times and plaster it on all the cars where she works. If she goes to a bar or night club, do the same thing. Heck, Unions do that to scabs, one plastered every car in my apartment complex saying “So and So who lives in apartment # is a SCAB”.
Posted by MJS
11/05/2005 at 08:24 AM
Does anyone know what the ‘profanity’ was? My guess would be ‘asshole’—since it was on his back. I think $42 was about right—and pay medical expenses. I suspect the Dude was a Dick. Asleep ? He must have been drunk on his ass! Her lawyer must have super-glued his face to keep from laughing when he claimed it was ‘consensual sex’.
------------------------------------------------------(I’ll put this note in a sexual topic, so people will read it.) I’ll be taking off today for the Formal Marine Corps Birthday Ball held at a hotel in Indianapolis. Be back Sunday PM. The USMC 230th B’day is actually November 10th. Last year, the Informal party, held on the actual day, was much more fun. By mid-afternoon next day, the wrecker had fetched the Humvee from the pond and the participants had all been released from jails, emergency rooms, and detox centers—no felonies. All in all, a real success.
Posted by Oink
11/05/2005 at 08:26 AM
the defense claims it was consensual...are you f*cking kidding me. I find it hard to believe any guy would consent to this. “Hey sweetie...I know we broke up and all...but how about I use this super adhesive to laminate your penis to you stomach...and just for kinkiness, your ass cheeks too so you would be able to crap for a week...what do ya say?"..."Gee babe...whatever gets me laid sounds fine by me.”
But then again...weirder things have happened. That’s what the guy gets for goin to a booty call with his crazy ex. “Slam...Bam..thank you.....OMG..WTF...arrrgggghhh.”
Too true! I say again, why do so many men give their penis a name? You want to be on friendy terms with someone who does all your thinking and makes all your decisions for you.
On a personal note, I’ve never named mine. My wife asked me about that, I said ‘no’ but what would she think of “Babbette”? She ignored me.
Posted by Oink
11/05/2005 at 11:27 AM
OCM ?
“It could have been worse?”Sounds like the old joke, that you were there an hour earlier
"Nyah, nyah nyah nyah nyah! I am rubber, you are glue; whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to....”
OCM: didn’t sound right to me either.
Posted by Oink
11/06/2005 at 04:05 PM
