Sunday Funnies
getting a new pelvic bone????????
good lawd ha’ mercy
Posted by SouthernDoll
04/09/2006 at 10:46 AM
I am very VISUAL, I love your eyes SouthernDoll
The enemy of my enemy is my friend. I hate the St. Petersburg Times. The St. Pete Times HATES the beautiful Katherine Harris. So, I totally support Katherine Harris because I TRUST the St. Pete Times to be wrong. Now, the St. Pete Times is saying that Harris believes in God. To the St. Pete’s Times, that is the WORST thing that could happen. Electing a politician that believes in God.
[[[Jesus is watching you]]]
>A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around,
>looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his
>sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, “Jesus is
>watching you.”>He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
>When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself
>a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began
>searching for more valuables.>Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as
>a bell he heard, “Jesus is watching you.”>Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came
>to rest on a parrot.>Did you say that?” he hissed at the parrot.
>"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, “I’m just trying to warn you.”>The burglar relaxed. “Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?”
>"Moses," replied the bird.
>"Moses?" the burglar laughed.. “What kind of people would name a bird
>Moses?”>"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.”
Posted by Z Woof
04/09/2006 at 11:08 AM
It was awfully nice of Oink and OldRatman to come see you in the hospital, Skipper. How DID you break your pelvic bone, anyway?
