Site Modifications

 

1. Great job.  Keep up the good work! I’ve noted that this blog lacks certain superfluous technical refinements.  I mean the fine points that I usually find in blogs run by people who are smarter and more capable inherited wealth and can afford to hire someone to do this sort of stuff.

   Posted by Oink       01/26/2005  at  04:51 PM  



2. Gee, Oink, now I’m gonna have to ask you to provide specifics.  Explain what “technical refinements” you refer to.

   We already give readers avatars.  We have contests.  We have polls.  Hell, we even let people comment! 

   Since we are THE BEST blog out there (mostly because of Allan’s expertise), how can anyone else’s be any better visually or technically?

   (Walks away hurt and offended.)

   Posted by Vilmar       01/26/2005  at  05:12 PM  



3. As I said, purely superfluous stuff that I would blush to even mention.  Like a fucking search engine. Totally useless.  The content is so dazzling that you don’t want to distract the attention deficit crowd with needless bells and whistles.  (SLURRRRP!)

   (Allan can’t read this shit, can he?”

   Posted by Oink       01/26/2005  at  05:49 PM  



4. It’s cool.  I’ve got Allan in restraints.  The medication will kick in soon.

   I recommend you move out of state, though.  Witness protection might be a good choice. I can only keep him medicated so long.  hehehehe

   Posted by Vilmar       01/26/2005  at  06:03 PM  



5. So ....I bet this would be a bad time to ask Allan for a member list where you can find someone in less than a goddam afternoon, huh?  Remember, I’m a contributing member.  (Not a fuckin’ word of thanks, either.)

   True story:  when I was in sales (yes, ME) sometimes people were rude on the phone.  Especially when women were nasty, we’d end the call with “I guess a blowjob would just be totally out of the question, then?” Ususally after they hung up.

   Posted by Oink       01/26/2005  at  06:19 PM  



6. GOT-DAMM, VILMAR! I’m gonna kill me that there durned honkin’ pig. Who do that sumbitch think he are? I’m a gonna yank his testes off, feed them to him and then you and I are gonna have pork chops fer the next month, dammit. Don’t that shit-fer-brains porker know we have a search engine just fer numb-nuts like him and he can find all about any member by just clicking on their durned name in a comment, dammit! He’s about to find out what a real “blow job” is when I get him in the sights of my 12-gauge. BLOOOOEY! Pig- shit everywhere! RARGH!RARGH!RARGH!RARGH! KILL! KILL! KILL!

   NOBODY MAKES FUN OF MY BLOG SITE AND LIVES!! OPEN SEASON ON HOGS!! KILL! KILL!

        

   Posted by The Skipper       01/26/2005  at  06:46 PM  



7. Easy, big fella.  The meds will kick in soon.

   See, Oink?  I warned you!  The Upper Peninsula of Michigan is nice this time of year.  Home prices cheap, too!

   Posted by Vilmar       01/26/2005  at  06:59 PM  



8. Oink your sales pitch sucks.

   You are setting yourself up for failure if you say, “I guess a blowjob is out of the question?”

   May I suggest, “Usually women like you beg me to give me a blowjob; For you to get so lucky I require you to stand in line before you jump on the the blowjob bandwagon and then I decide if I will grant you your wish, I’m not going to fast for you am I?

   If they say, “NO.”—that means yes.

   If they say, “Yes.”—that means yes too.

   Any more sales questions oink?

   Posted by Nanook       01/26/2005  at  09:00 PM  



9. Is that what’s called the “assumed close”? 

   And did we cover the “features and benefits” of the blowjob? 

   Posted by Oink       01/26/2005  at  10:03 PM  



10. I hapen to like this site, And nope Im not sucking up. I read this site everey day and have told most all of My frends and fam. of this site.

    Posted by Gutterman       01/27/2005  at  03:39 AM  



11. Thanks, G-Man.  We appreciate the comments. 

    (your check will be in the mail soon.  Don’t tell anyone!  nudge, hudge, wink, wink)

    Posted by Vilmar       01/27/2005  at  06:02 AM  

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