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Posted by The Skipper    United States   on 01/26/2005 at 06:56 PM   
 
  1. OK OK I found a poem titled “APOLOGY”—will it do?

    The old avatar did not properly show that I have my tail between my legs.  And am neutered.(I can hardly wait to hit “submit” and see my new avatar.)

    APOLOGY
    I’m sorry
    that I am a peasant girl
    with peasant breasts
    large for large families
    ....
    the aureoles that turned chocolate brown
    and you lost your taste for

    that from my thighs
    grows a full bush of hair, untrimmed
    and that I smell of preserves,
    vegetables put up in times of bounty,
    never wasting, always holding back some,
    or maybe it’s the slippery scent
    of chicken that I seasoned with so many herbs
    that you said it no longer tasted like what it was,
    how I hid my sweat with the juice of lemon,
    how I loved the fragrance of my hands
    when I had peeled an orange
    and sectioned it for the two of us,
    the burst of the skin in my mouth,
    the pips that I would move under my lips
    with my tongue.

    I’m sorry
    that I could not be who you wanted me to be,
    sorry that you could not be who I needed.

    Lianna Wright

    With groveling sycophant petition, -------oink?

    Posted by Oink    United States   01/26/2005  at  07:09 PM  

  2. JESUS CHRIST VILMAR AND ALLAN!  THAT’S JUST GOING TOO FUCKING FAR!!!!!! big surprise  gulp  shock

    Posted by Oink    United States   01/26/2005  at  07:12 PM  

  3. Mwah-hah-hah-hah-hah-ha-ha-ha ....

    Let that be a lesson, young man!

    Posted by The Skipper    United States   01/26/2005  at  08:01 PM  

  4. Why am I somehow not surprised as to who the guilty party was. rolleyes

    OT-Protest Warrior Chicago is goin’ moonbat huntin’ tomm.
    We’re counter-protesting some asswipes over at a military recruiting office.
    I WILL be there and I WILL take photos!!
    “MOONBATS-they’re not just for breakfast anymore.”

    Posted by Annoying Little Twerp    United States   01/26/2005  at  08:14 PM  

  5. Forget about my problems for a moment.

    You go girl!  Kick their cum-stained asses up to their shoulder blades.  Carry a sign that says, “HELP .. I’M SURROUNDED BY ASSHOLES!” (It’s shown on Protest Warrior website) cool grin  snake

    What a woman!  excaim  excaim excaim

    Posted by Oink    United States   01/26/2005  at  08:23 PM  

  6. *sits in a corner with popcorn and Dr Pepper to watch the festivities*

    Posted by Severa    United States   01/26/2005  at  08:44 PM  

  7. Oink, my good man.  I just logged back on and read the “apology poem.”

    WTF?!?!?!

    You went WAY beyond the call of duty with that one. 

    Not sure I will ever look at chicken the same way again.  And preserved vegetables?  Let’s NOT go there!  grin

    Posted by Vilmar    United States   01/26/2005  at  09:24 PM  

  8. I gotta admit, that avatar shocked me.  (you had it saved up, didn’t you?) hmmm
    I mean—I expected an avatar of a pork chop, a roasted pig with an apple in its mouth, even a road-kill pig eaten by maggots.  But not that disgusting a pig.  barf  barf  barf

    Posted by Oink    United States   01/26/2005  at  09:59 PM  

  9. ALT - kudos to you and PW.  I’ve loved them long time and it’s comforting to know one of it’s ranks is here with us at BMEWS.  Oh yeah, do what Oink said.

    Posted by beermeanie    United States   01/26/2005  at  11:19 PM  

  10. Now, let’s see, an avatar of a roasted pig with an apple in its mouth, hmmmmmmmmmm.......

    Posted by Vilmar    United States   01/27/2005  at  05:54 AM  

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