“We hava a REALLY BIG SHEW tonite!”
“Planet Of The Apes: The Early Years”
Available on DVD in September. Two disc Director’s Cut. $29.95.
“Planet of the Apes: Global Warming”
“OOH!-OOH!-OOH!-OOH!” (As Gunther Toody used to yell at his partner, Muldoon: quick! what 1950’s TV show was that?)
OINK WINS THE PRIZE FOR THAT BEST PICTURE CAPTIONOF THE DAY!
Michael Jackson? Naw, this guy looks too intelligent to be Mikey!
Skip, the show was “Car 54.”
“There’s a holdup in the Bronx,
Brooklyn’s broken out in fights,
There’s a traffic jam in Harlem
That’s backed up to Jackson Heights,
There’s a Scout troop short a child,
Khruschchev’s due at Idlewild!
Car 54, where are you?”
And Kennedy is Idlewild renamed.
(no double entendre intended)
Would you believe I dated that show’s producer in college? No? She was beautiful and I was a dork.