Just The Bare Facts
That BITCH! She told me she was only doin’ me. I shudda known when I found her number on the wall at the Cleveland Hopkins Airport Inn.
Well… you see, Heff .. there’s this-here person going by the suede-o-name of “Old Cat Man” ... What we did was ...
Posted by Oink
01/28/2006 at 08:10 AM
The remainder of my above post may be seen in its entirity in the Eagerly-Awaited “SKIPPER’S OUTTAKES”. Reserve your copy today!
Posted by Oink
01/28/2006 at 08:50 AM
Don’t start on OCM, he was only helping that goat over the fence.
“Skipper’s Out-Takes”, 425 pages, Porcine Press. Available in May, 2006 from Amazon.
Reviews:
“A veritable masterpiece. Belongs in everyone’s bathroom.”—Oink
“I absolutely did not say or do any of that.”—OldCatMan
“Pulitzer Prize material. No doubt!”—Stinkerr
“Blimey!”—Bulldog
“Pure crap!”—Annoying Little Twerp
“My book is better.”—Vilmar
Playboy must be ripping off Penthouse Forum....
OCM, no joke. I’ve been giving serious thought to how I actually could put together a “BEST OF BMEWS” book and let the world see the lunacy in the comments.
(for $34.95 at Barnes & Noble, of course)
With over 41,000 comments to choose from, I have a veritable corny-copia of shit to print.
Now tell us about the goat ....
Comeon don’t we all wish - guys to have a woman like that and woman to look like that even for a second - the only thing something like this does is to remind everyone that male fantsies never change - big cars, big dreams and the belief that they are god’s gift to women.
You notice how when women try the same thing - the feminazis turn it into crapola and man bashing - I had the nude burt in my college dorm room and some feminazi stole it - we (the real women) cried in our beer that night.
oh to be back to those days when my only worry was who I was going out with that Friday nite and who would ‘buy’ for me (I had the car, I was very popular).
More of The Skipper’s Out-Takes
“I think that’s just terrible!”—Dottie
“Your mother wears combat boots, Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah!”—Average Troll
Posted by Oink
01/28/2006 at 01:50 PM
And the #1 Skipper’s Out-Take Is!
“How do you like your new avatar, OINK?”—The Skipper
Posted by Oink
01/28/2006 at 01:53 PM
That reminds me .... GUESS WHO HAS A NEW AVATAR?
“T-t-t-tell me, Skipper, i-i-is there any insanity in your family?”
(Remember Porky & Sylvester at the haunted hotel in the Western ghost town?)
I’m used to it. And it’s better than that pig Michael Moore.
Posted by Oink
01/28/2006 at 02:19 PM
You’re right, Old Cat Chap Pal, it IS tough for me to be acerbic and trenchant with that Motherf***in’ Avatar.
Posted by Oink
01/28/2006 at 02:36 PM
BWAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA ....
Sorry I’ve been away for a bit; I’ve been treated at the VA Outpatient clinic for PTSD. The Meds should help delay my urge to kill people who annoy me. Actually I’ve been at an auction with Mrs. OINK. And, as they go that’s a pretty cool Avatar. But WTF is it, a wolf?
Posted by Oink
01/28/2006 at 04:36 PM
Oh, I had to refresh the page to see the new pigggie pic. That is a piggie, isn’t it?
With a makeover, OCM!
Posted by Oink
01/29/2006 at 09:20 AM
