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Posted by The Skipper    United States   on 05/13/2006 at 04:27 AM   
 
  1. THAT is just to damn funny! See the coke bottles of the adults behind ‘em?
    Personally, I was thinking about going to the lake today
    (damn you! I keep thinking about that pic of the woman in the stars and bars butt flosser as I reach for my one piece!) and lounging. Minus the brew - never acquired the taste for it!  barf
    Or I could always go to Marshall Ford Marina and skinny dip! My 14 year old has been begging to go!
    Not a snowman’s chance in hell bubba!

    Posted by Melissa in Texas    United States   05/13/2006  at  10:42 AM  

  2. id like to see you in your one piece stars n bars melissa, grin oh that just sounded so perverted blank stare you could joine the muslim womans swimming club, so no men can see you, im just digging a hole here for myself, im sure you would look great in a union jack
    two piece, thers that pervert againe LOL

    Posted by bulldog    United Kingdom   05/13/2006  at  11:12 AM  

  3. kiss
    You just may have made my day bulldog, Darlin’!
    I promise I look NOTHING like her!

    Posted by Melissa in Texas    United States   05/13/2006  at  11:18 AM  

  4. Well, Melissa, if you are shy, try these: http://tinyurl.com/p5oem I like the H-106 Milady. cheese

    Posted by Rickvid    United States   05/13/2006  at  11:57 AM  

  5. melissa, you should not have mentiond marshall ford marina,skinny dipping, you will have every muslim man reading this on his way there, unless hes an amrican muslim in whitch case he wont be able to find it because he cant read a map LOL ps can you post some pictures of yourself with the two piece union jack swimwear on grin i just know you will look great, smile the winking smiley just looked to perverted, oh fucking hell can i stop digging now, the hole im getting in i mean long face

    Posted by bulldog    United Kingdom   05/13/2006  at  12:08 PM  

  6. shock
    Damn Rick!
    I really don’t look that bad!
    Hell, might as well wear a suit of armor, complete with requisite torpedo - tits!
    Personally, I like the tan thru H116.
    The effect of skinny dipping without the blinding flashes of white!
    At least it isn’t a bag!
    Actually, I went swimsuit shopping. After 5 stores and seeing swimsuits designed for people that weigh under 90 lbs, I finally found one that I could wear without freaking out my 14 year old and his buddies that go to the lake with us.
    I must say, I would rather slam one of my tits in a sliding glass door than do that again before next summer! wink

    Posted by Melissa in Texas    United States   05/13/2006  at  12:12 PM  

  7. your into ladies swimwear then rick? i ment this http://www.unionjacksupplies.co.uk/uj_bikini.htm not http://www.annsummers.com/ or this maybe http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Union-Jack-Bra-and-Thong-Set-38-40-hip-10-12-Dress-Size_W0QQitemZ9309510855QQcategoryZ58394QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting its probley used that one on ebay, you might be intrested in that one rick LOL

    Posted by bulldog    United Kingdom   05/13/2006  at  12:52 PM  

  8. Melissa in Confederate bikini? Or a Union Jack thong? Or a delightful pastel burkha? Slamming tits in sliding doors?

    That does it! I’m taking the rest of the day off. I think I’ll break out the Official Skipper Thong and head for the beach. Melissa, you may come join me if this lot gets out of hand.

    BWAH-HAH-HAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA .......

    LOL

    Posted by The Skipper    United States   05/13/2006  at  01:10 PM  

  9. great link ricvid, the H109 beach, do you get the underarm hair free with this one?
    at least the dixi chick was shaved, this is our future, well in London, me with a goat on a pole, my girlefriend in a H105 sidney, sutch fun LOL

    Posted by bulldog    United Kingdom   05/13/2006  at  01:18 PM  

  10. skip you would look good in a esofman 1 with a free football, o hang on they dont do them in your size LOL

    Posted by bulldog    United Kingdom   05/13/2006  at  01:22 PM  

  11. Big Amrican, i mean grin

    Posted by bulldog    United Kingdom   05/13/2006  at  01:25 PM  

  12. Ok, so I won’t drag all of you back to reality by pointing out that I see nothing cute about even implying babies drinking alcohol let alone doing it and the perversion of making babies ‘little adults’ pimpinfant that.

    What is so wrong with babies being babies, children being children and teenagers being teenagers. Adulthood sucks 90% of the time - if I had known how crappy it was, I would have never grown up.

    Damn, falling off again. . .
    soapbox

    Posted by wardmama4    United States   05/13/2006  at  01:48 PM  

  13. Peace, Wardmama! No one here is implying kids should get drunk. I thought the pic was cute in that (for me) it says that we ALL can be kids on the weekend. Just like this ridiculous thread. We may have to be grownups five days a week to pay the bills but the weekend is our only chance to let the “inner kid” loose and let him play. Let yours out. Come on out and play!

    Bulldog: “Big Amrican [sp]”, my arse! At six-foot-three and eighteen stone. I am a “HUNKA-HUNKA-BURNING-LOVE” as Elvis used to sing.

    nah-nah

    Posted by The Skipper    United States   05/13/2006  at  01:57 PM  

  14. i had a beerbelly by that kids age wardmama, scotch dad, grin oh ok then skip you would also look good in a H109 beach, cause thats the avrage size of a woman from that part of the world LOL

    Posted by bulldog    United Kingdom   05/13/2006  at  03:32 PM  

  15. Just stick to Wicked Weasel for Ogling Swimsuits.. LOL
    http://wickedweasel.com/ On a lot of them I’m not sure what the point of a girl spending the money for the bikini.. they could save the money and go nude..a lot of them are basically nudity with a little fabric…

    Posted by Infinity    United States   05/13/2006  at  04:05 PM  

  16. No angst meant - just was on a soapbox yesterday. And not enthralled with talk of swimwear - way past that image and not liking it at all. [Funny I don’t remember getting older and fatter; must be that damn memory problem of mine, oh well, nevermind]

    Guess I shouldn’t have come here just after seeing that stupid ‘news’ bit on pimpinfant. Just turns my stomach - anything to make a buck and everyone thinks it is so kool and cute.
    Gag me.

    Best beach in the USA - Clearwater FLA - white, warm and the water is great. However, best seafood is CA (Monterey area) the rich certainly know how to do seafood!

    And here I am stuck in nasty, wet and cold OH. Talk about a bummer.

    Bulldog, had to give up that evil drink years ago - when an alcoholic tells you he’s never seen anyone drink as much as you - I had a problem, big time. But I tell you - there is nothing like a good German beer (during the Stanley Cup playoffs is the only time we imbibe any more). Boring to the max.

    Posted by wardmama4    United States   05/14/2006  at  10:36 AM  

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