Prelude

 

1. It sounds like the Iranian military has been smoking too much dope and watching re-runs of “Thunderbirds” before they write their latest press release.  If they ever brag about a super secret island base or orbital stealth satellite....

   Posted by rudebadger       04/07/2006  at  06:11 AM  



2. 2 B-2s could get the job done, or better yet, a couple dozen nuke-tipped SLCM or ALCM cruise missiles could do it withoutriaking the pilots and the B2s.  Allah-Kaboom…

   Posted by Rat Patrol       04/07/2006  at  07:07 AM  



3. Relax, don’t fret. The UN is drafting a strongly-worded resolution at this very moment.

   Posted by Oink       04/07/2006  at  08:34 AM  



4. Will it NEVER stop?!
   

   Posted by Carguy       04/07/2006  at  01:54 PM  



5. OCM ... you’re just throwing bloody meat into the water!

   Posted by Carguy       04/07/2006  at  03:09 PM  



6. This next smack-down by the skipper is going to be a DOOZIE!

   Posted by Carguy       04/07/2006  at  03:40 PM  



7. NOW SHOWING AT A BLOG NEAR YOU!

   

   Co-starring:

   OCM .. as .. “Cat On A Hot Tin Roof”
   Carguy .. as .. “My Mother, The Car”
   Z-Woof .. as .. “An American Werewolf In Tampa”

   - with special guest appearance by -

   OINK .. as .. “Arnold The Pig”

   Rated [D] - For DumbAss

   Posted by The Skipper       04/07/2006  at  03:40 PM  



8. hmmmm ... that weren’t so bad!
   Skipper’s getting a little limp-wristed in his old age!

   He’s probably gone to bed and won’t read this till tomorrow morning. I can get a good night’s sleep.

   Posted by Carguy       04/07/2006  at  03:51 PM  



9. OINK grabs the wheel, turning hard a port, just barely scraping the iceberg (whew - that was close-- but we’re OK now!) and steers Topic-Ward.
   Re: OCM’s #5(part 1 only)—How about Israel takes Iran on for cost plus 10%?

   The wheel seems sluggish....

   Posted by Oink       04/07/2006  at  04:07 PM  



10. CARGUY, some days it just don’t pay to try and keep the animals calm. It’s Friday afternoon and I’ve got a hot date in a few hours. I figure if I get laid tonight then you’re all OK. If I don’t .... then you’ll all have brand-new avatars tomorrow along with a few slight “modifications” to your accounts.

    BOTTOM LINE: pray the Skipper gets lucky. pray real hard. the life you save may be your own.

    

    P.S. I don’t get mad. I get even.

    Posted by The Skipper       04/07/2006  at  04:08 PM  



11. You’re really askin’ for it!  But you could weasel out, I suppose… there was the ‘optical illusion’ I posted—the one suffering from mammalia grandiosa.

    Anyone doubt that Israel could handle it? Or will, if necessary?

    Skipper: Give us a full report tomorrow.  Oh, almost forgot....

    Q: Why is sex in marriage like the local 7-11?
    A: Not much variety, but it’s always there at 1 AM ....

    Posted by Oink       04/07/2006  at  04:48 PM  



12. 

    

    Posted by Oink       04/07/2006  at  05:46 PM  



13. THE SKIPPER KNOWS THIS BY HEART:

    SPOCK
    Your use of language has altered
    since our arrival. It is currently
    laced with—shall I say—more
    colorful metaphors: “Double dumb
    ass on you”—and so forth…

    KIRK
    You mean profanity. That’s simply
    the way they talk here.
    Nobody pays any attention to you if
    you don’t swear every other word.
    You’ll find it in all the literature
    of the period.

    SPOCK
    For example?

    Kirk thinks.

    KIRK
    Oh, the complete works of Jacqueline
    Susan, the novels of Harold
    Robbins....

    SPOCK
    Ah… The giants.

    Posted by Oink       04/07/2006  at  06:14 PM  



14. Cut it out the both of you!!!
    

    Posted by U2warrior05       04/08/2006  at  03:23 PM  

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