Predictions For 2006

 

1. First time I’ve checked in here in a while. Kudos on your new avatar...Queeg, quite appropriate.
   BTW, I agree with your prediction about troop levels in Iraq. Bringing at least half our finest home is the only chance the GOP has to keep their majority in Congress.

   Posted by Rev. Rokky       01/01/2006  at  12:39 PM  



2. 1. On a really hot day, there will be a photo of some schmuck frying an egg on the sidewalk.

   2. Some spaced-out putz will drive off & leave his wife at a gas station.

   3. Some rapper will get shot.

   4. A multi-million dollar government-sponsored research study will tentatively announce that abstaining from sex cuts the risk of pregnancy by 25%.

   5. People will be scared shitless of Bird Flu while smoking, eating 3 Big Macs for lunch, and driving without wearing seatbelts.

   6. OldCatMan will not be busted for pot possession.

   I may be wrong. So sue me.

   Posted by Oink       01/01/2006  at  01:12 PM  



3. I can reveal the secret of “blood pudding” to help prevent the riots. It consists of equal quantities of blood (pigs of course) sawdust and lard! Great Avatar btw Skipper.

   Posted by LyndonB       01/01/2006  at  09:07 PM  



4. As we’ve always suspected, The Skipper has steel balls.

   Posted by Oink       01/02/2006  at  07:13 AM  



5. STAINLESS steel balls! I needs ‘em to prevent mutiny here on the USS Caine.

   

   Posted by The Skipper       01/02/2006  at  09:41 AM  



6. Michael Jackson will get a sex-change operation, once the doctors figure out which way to go…

   Posted by Rat Patrol       01/03/2006  at  02:43 PM  

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