Catnip my ass! Martha, that little fucker’s stoned out of his gourd!
Following his tragic murder at the hands of OldCatMan earlier this year, it’s believed that the late Gene Simmons, former front-man of the rock group KISS, has been reincarnated as a newborn kitten…
Developing…
GAH....DAMMIT Oldcatman, you were supposed to give us CATNIP. What the HELL is THIS weed?
It’s free home grown crap weed OCM, yuk
WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Whitie, keep you’re friggin paws off my butt!
DADDY!!!
GRANDPA!!!!
#1 Holy crap!
#2 You asshole.
#3 Bwwwaaaaahaaahaaa!!!
#4 Oh..man..did you do that?
#5 Nope it came from over.....OhShit!!
Oops...forgot to add OldCatMan
This is part of his extended family photo album.
You guys are having WAY too much fun with this one!
This is nothing Vilmar, compared to where we’re heading off to on Koffing Anus Speaks. (previous entry) And I can’t wait until OCM regains consciousness!
Looking over his Freshman Remedial English Class, Mr. Johnson began to consider career alternatives. From the left: #1 seemed to be on a bad acid trip #2 stoned out on reds #3 Jesus H Christ! Stay away from OCM! #4 an ass-sniffing fudge packer #5 too stoned to find the front of the room.
OCM gets first look at camel toe
Oink;
bad acid trip?
stoned out on reds?
antique highs.
It’s not too hard to imagine what you did from 65 to 75
Is that AGE 65-75 or 1965-75?
When I got out of the Marines, the drug scene was in full swing. If there was a drug I did not take, it was due to an oversight on my part. (seriously—never heroin, cocaine, never a needle)
Speaking of drugs, WHERE THE HELL IS OCM?
"Oldcatman awaits his meds at the old cat home.”
Poor OCM- he’s really a softie at heart........
OCM being the fourth cat from the left being true to himself. Sniffs and looks for some KITTY KIBBLE after smoking a huge fatty which in turn gave him a little bitty fatty.
AND THE WINNER IS:
The five witnesses to OCM’s wreck had widely different reactions..
WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK!!!
CRASH!!!