Oink Sneaked In Again!
Roll another one, OCM. Your vision is blurring. Wait ‘til Oink sees your comments (and pics).
Don’t bogart that joint my friend
Pass it over to me
Roll another one
Just like the other one
You’ve been holding on to it
And I sure will like a hitRegarding Ireland. That country is just above Haiti in aptitude for self-government. It is a country best admired from across the Atlantic. Me, most all of my folks come from Scotland, a land ONLY England would want to invade. Inaccessible terrain, lousy climate, inhabited by bloodthirsty savages wearing skirts with nothing under them. (except lotsa balls)
Posted by Oink
03/17/2005 at 03:37 PM
...And my non-Scots father looked DAMN good in his kilt!.
I’m a member of Clan Wallace-as in William the-on me mother’s side.Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
03/17/2005 at 05:26 PM
Happy Saint Patrick’s Day Everyone!!!
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/greetings/lep_throathole.asp
A young lass reaches under a kilt, at its wearer’s invitation, to find out what he’s wearing under it.
“Oooh! That’s gruesome!”
“Reach under there again, Lassie, and it’ll grow some more!”Posted by Oink
03/17/2005 at 06:01 PM
Here’s a
for OCM.
The Scotsman Song
(Author Unknown)
Well, a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair,
And one could tell by how he walked that he’d drunk more than his share.
He fumbled ‘round until he could no longer keep his feet,
And he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.Ring ding diddle iddle ay dee oh, Ring di diddly ay oh,
And he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the streetAbout that time two young and lovely girls just happend by,
One says to the other with a twinkle in her eye:
“See yon sleeping Scotsman, so strong and handsome built?
I wonder if it’s true what they don’t wear beneath the kilt!”Ring ding diddle iddle ay dee oh, Ring di diddly ay oh,
I wonder if it’s true what they don’t wear beneath the kilt!”They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be;
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see.
And there, behold, for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt,
Was nothin’ more than God had graced him with upon his birth.Ring ding diddle iddle ay dee oh, Ring di diddly ay oh,
Was nothin’ more than God had graced him with upon his birth.They marvelled for a moment, then one said: “We must be gone.
Let’s leave a present for our friend before we move along.”
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow,
Around the bonnie star the Scotsman’s kilt did lift and show.Ring ding diddle iddle ay dee oh, Ring di diddly ay oh,
Around the bonnie star the Scotsman’s kilt did lift and show.Now the Scotsman woke to nature’s call, and stumbled towards the trees.
Behind the bush he lifts his kilt, and gawks at what he sees.
And in a startled voice he says, to what’s before his eyes,
“Oh, lad I don’t know where ye been, but I see ye won first prize!”Ring ding diddle iddle ay dee oh, Ring di diddly ay oh,
“Oh, lad I don’t know where ye been, but I see ye won first prize!”Dr. Demento used to play that ALL the time.
Btw-my father wore gym shorts under HIS kilt
Posted by Annoying Little Twerp
03/17/2005 at 11:04 PM
