October’s Coming!
You betcha.
I am very much looking forward to this birthday.
#1. What! You want this poor chap to risk cholera by drinking polluted water?
#2. Deja vu all over again. I was in Munich’s Hofbrau House as a young man; very democratic (small ‘d’) place. Nice man generously gave me a bite of his dinner—liver, the one food I detest. Two liters of dark beer & I was
faced. Didn’t see these Frauleins.
Posted by Oink
09/23/2005 at 12:56 PM
I certainly didn’t see any frauleins like that when I was in Germany either. Of course, their mothers weren’t old enough to drink the last time I was in Germany.
I never tire of seeing that picture. Let’s keep recycling it from time to time. Nothing wrong with those Bavarian beauties. The other girls are nice looking too.
In Heaven there is no beer,
That’s why we drink it here.
And when I’m dead and gone,
all my friends can drink my beer.
I found the people of Vienna to be sweet and helpful. As I was trying to find my hotel, three hookers steered me in the right direction. I was very young and very polite, and they were very amused by me.
Actually, the other time I got 100% hopelessly drunk on beer was my first nite back in the States from VNam. Charlie Ponder and I ....stop me if you’ve already heard this ...
Posted by Oink
09/23/2005 at 01:33 PM
Silence of the
Hello Agent Starling, may I offer you a little snack?
Doctor Lector, is this really
chops?
And following the Boss
”I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner”Posted by Oink
09/23/2005 at 03:53 PM
Obviously der freuleinen swallow, don’t spit!
Well! That certainly lowered the level.
Posted by Oink
09/23/2005 at 05:13 PM
Take heart, old chap, no one can fall off the floor.
I have to disagree Tannenberg, according to the author of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, all you have to do to fly is miss the floor.
I’ve tried twice this evening and failed… probably not enough alcohol…
Re: The Gutter, The Bottom
The bottom has a rocky reputation
You can feel it in the distance the deeper down you stare.
From up above it’s hard to see but you knowwhen you’re there.
On the bottom words are shallow.
On the surface talk is cheap.
You can only judge the distance by the company you keep**If I was a smart person I’d be outta here
Posted by Oink
09/23/2005 at 08:46 PM
Well, I’m into the rum this evening. Waiting for the Mega millions drawing. Hey, gotta plan for retirement, ya know?
Somehow got into the Doors too:
People are strange when you’re a stranger
Faces look ugly when you’re alone
Women seem wicked when you’re unwanted
Streets are rocky hard when you’re down
When you’re strange- faces come out of the rain (rain, rain)
When you’re strange- no one remembers your name
When you’re strange, when you’re strange, when you’re str-ange
StinCurr: Is that rum gonna be with Coke? Coca Cola.
I’d better never commit a typo again, or my ass is gxass. 
Posted by Oink
09/23/2005 at 09:13 PM
I never drink rum with coke, that’s for amateurs and very bad rum. It’ll also make you sick the next day. I learned that in Malta many moons ago. For thirst quenching it’s rum and 7 with a twist of lime. Meyers’s and 7 with the twist of lime is Ambrosia. You’ve gotta like rum though, cause it’s rummy.
The wolf being at the door and no mixers on hand it’s either straight or with tea. Luckily I buy rum that can be enjoyed neat. Of course, it’s not bad with tea if it’s Limon rum. Alas no Meyers’s.
As my younger brother might say Good For You.
For an
cheapinexpensive rum that can be enjoyed neat try Bocador Gold, if you can find it.#6, continued.. So, Ponder was too drunk to walk, and I what too wasted to see. So I hiked him up on my back and he steered..
Posted by Oink
09/23/2005 at 10:16 PM
