Obligatory Muslim Joke

 

1. I got one.

   A Native American, A Cowboy, and A Muslim were seated at the airport. The Native American began to speak:
   “Once we were many, but now, we are few.”

   The Muslim replied, “I take pity on you. Once we were few, but now we are many!”

   The Cowboy chimed in. “That’s ‘cause we haven’t started playin’ Cowboys and Muslims yet....”

   Posted by Macker       08/22/2004  at  08:04 PM  



2. The Cowboy chimed in. “That’s ‘cause we haven’t started playin’ Cowboys and Muslims yet....”

   BWAHAHA!!!!! B-)

   Posted by Jennifer       08/22/2004  at  11:02 PM  



3. Speaking of Jen, She leaves for army boot camp on tuesday. Being her totally annoying best friend, I WILL keep you updated on her progress!
   US. ARMY-you have my total and COMPLETE sympathies!*Backs up and runs like hell!*
   BARB
   “Riding in Jen’s car is like going to church-When she’s driving-I’m PRAYING.”

   Posted by annoying little twerp       08/22/2004  at  11:43 PM  



4. ”...but why aren’t there any Muslims on Star Trek?”

   “Well, Star Trek is about the future, and in the future there are no Muslims...”

   Probably because of the Baha’is!

   Posted by Carridine       08/23/2004  at  06:19 AM  



5. But Dr. Bashir was an Arab, right?

   Posted by Macker       08/23/2004  at  10:00 AM  

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