No More Noogies In Oregon

 

1. The timeline ....

   2007: winking at women considered sexual assault

   2010: men required to wear dresses to encourage gender equality

   2015: kissing outlawed

   2024: revisionists complete overhaul of all books, removing all gender references

   2028: pregnant women allowed to vote twice

   2034: space ship blasts off taking last rational people to another planet

   

   Posted by The Skipper       08/08/2005  at  01:58 PM  



2. I’ll bet you that 13 year old is one hell of a pussified mama’s boy.

   Posted by CodeMonkeyMike       08/08/2005  at  03:49 PM  



3. I’ll bet you’re right, CMM.
   

   “wet-willies,” “wedgies,” “swirlies,” “noogies”

   I’ve done and had done some of these as well as “titty twisters” and “frogs” but would someone please tell me what the hell is a “swirlie”?

   Posted by StinKerr       08/08/2005  at  04:22 PM  



4. Yeah, wait till he learns about “take a bow” and “2 acres(achers)”. Oh wait, that might not affect him, his mother has his balls in the bottom of her purse.

   Posted by StinKerr       08/08/2005  at  08:38 PM  



5. Thanks, OCM.... I think.

   Posted by StinKerr       08/09/2005  at  11:52 AM  



6. Yeah, I know what you mean.

   Are you okay, OCM? You look a little flushed.

   There, that was humor.

   Posted by StinKerr       08/09/2005  at  12:47 PM  



7. Whatever happened to fathers teaching their sons how to defend themselves against bullies, or at least having them learn karate or how to box?  How much do you want to bet that the father isn’t involved, or is also a pussy?

   Posted by U2warrior05       08/09/2005  at  07:45 PM  

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