No Habla Nucular

 

1. Q: What has three legs and glows in the dark?
   A: Chicken Kiev.

   THAT was our Chernobyl joke. How about some TexMex Jokes! 1-2-3 GO!

   Posted by Oink       03/09/2006  at  08:06 AM  



2. Great Googley Moogley , I never knew that there was the possibility of using jalapenos and tequila to generate nucular fishin’. Though I did have suspicions there was something suspicious about refried beans… talk about weapons of mass destruction

   Posted by Rat Patrol       03/09/2006  at  08:07 AM  



3. Your Taco fetches its own hot sauce.

   Your refried beans show signs of a primitive nervous system.

   Your Corn Chips taste like Jose Cuervo Gold.

   (OK, they’re retread Genetically Altered Food jokes, so sue me!)

   Posted by Oink       03/09/2006  at  08:23 AM  



4. Just add refried beans to nuclear energy and you get Mexican nuclear pulse propulsion.
   BOOM!...BOOM!...BOOM!

   Posted by Macker       03/09/2006  at  09:06 AM  



5. I get my own special form of “pulse propulsion” from refried beans

   Posted by Rat Patrol       03/09/2006  at  09:14 AM  



6. Juan Jalapeno climbs out of your Salsa and heads North ...

   Posted by Oink       03/09/2006  at  10:38 AM  



7. Ya gotta watch those thatched roofs on them noocler plants! They do burn!

   Posted by Carguy       03/09/2006  at  11:15 AM  

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