Innocent Until Proven Stupid

 

1. "Taliban! Afghanistan? I thought the recruiter said we were going to get laid Manhattan!”

   Posted by Oink       03/09/2006  at  08:48 AM  



2. “You see, the recipe called for stuffing the camel....”

   Posted by Macker       03/09/2006  at  08:57 AM  



3. ... I was just thinking about all those virgins and got lost!

   Posted by Carguy       03/09/2006  at  11:11 AM  



4. Cancel all my negative comments. I just heard the original Iron Butterfly’s “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida” used in a TV commercial. I’m joining the Taliban—with a special Haram exception.

   Posted by Oink       03/09/2006  at  11:35 AM  



5. Bush made me do it.  It’s Bush’s fault.

   Just trying to sell my bananas “Come Mr. Tallyban, tally me bananas...”

   Posted by dick       03/09/2006  at  12:06 PM  



6. Your interpreter made a mistake I did not say I was working for Osma bin Laden . . .

   I said I was looking for Osma bin Laden, you see I am just a poor boy and I was hoping to make my family rich when I got the reward.

   I did hear right that the infidels in the West are offering a reward?

   Posted by wardmama4       03/09/2006  at  12:39 PM  



7. tally-ban?  what tally-ban?  I go India.. cousin get me tech-support job..

   see?  “thank you for calling Dell, how may I be helping you?”

   ....save up money.. go to america, open up 7-11..

   tally-ban… I know no tally-ban

   Posted by stinkfoot       03/09/2006  at  01:51 PM  



8. Well, there was the poppy field and was in a hurry, so I took a shortcut. Next thing I know there were these very angry foreigners pointing guns at me.

   Posted by Kirk       03/09/2006  at  05:56 PM  

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