NJ Sinks Even Lower

 

1. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

   OldCatMan called me a name. My feelings are hurt. Will you punish that bad man for me? Make him give us his real name and address so we can send the cops to arrest him!

   

   Posted by The Skipper       03/07/2006  at  09:34 AM  



2. testing-testing not aol

   Posted by bulldog       03/07/2006  at  10:51 AM  



3. So, let’s see, there I was.....

   Sitting at the pub. My pals and I are yakking about this or that and a fellow we don’t know sitting nearby overhears us. He chimes in with a comment or opinion, and we respond and have a friendly bit of banter.

   I guess in this little Soviet in NJ we’d all have to pull out our Official Gummint Sanctioned License to Express An Opinion Card. And if the fellow doesn’t have one, he could register with the Gummint right there on the spot with full identification just so, if he happens to be an asshat, we won’t be able to call him that as it might hurt his wittle feelwins.

   And this dhimbulbs party is.....?

   Posted by Rickvid       03/07/2006  at  10:52 AM  



4. “THE SKIPPER ‘SWISHES’ WHEN HE WALKS!”
   (the result of 6 quarts of beer in an 8-quart stomach)

   What in this law, other than the dumb parts, is not already covered by libel?)

   Posted by Oink       03/07/2006  at  11:05 AM  



5. OLDCATMAN SECRETLY SMOKES SIR WALTER RALEIGH IN A CAN!
   (and in the Can)

   Someone let him out.**

   **P.S. Kids, Dac et al., email me privately & I’ll explain this hilarious old telephone gag.

   Posted by Oink       03/07/2006  at  11:33 AM  



6. Phone Phun:

   Hello.
   Hello, is Johnny Wall there?
   No.
   Well .. is Suzy Wall there?
   No. No one here by that name.
   Well, aren’t any of the Walls there?
   No.

   THEN WHAT’S HOLDING YOUR F**KING ROOF UP, ASSHOLE?

   (click)

   (dial tone)

   Posted by The Skipper       03/07/2006  at  11:40 AM  



7. Skipper/OCM—Great MEMORIES! And we haven’t even touched on the fun of having the Hospital Operator page “Mike Hunt”!

   Posted by Oink       03/07/2006  at  12:09 PM  



8. Yo, Pete Bioni, (Kirk grabs crotch with one hand and makes rude jesture with other hand) bite me.

   Posted by Kirk       03/07/2006  at  12:23 PM  



9. on aol

   Posted by bulldog       03/07/2006  at  12:58 PM  



10. off aol, this is fun

    Posted by bulldog       03/07/2006  at  01:11 PM  



11. Skipper ... time to put the other 2 quarts in!
    

    Posted by Carguy       03/07/2006  at  01:13 PM  



12. “bulldog’s" REAL name is Richard Starkey Jr. and he lives in a trailer West Virginia!

    Posted by Oink       03/07/2006  at  01:15 PM  



13. hi oink, your welcome to my trailer anytime, make sure you wash this time, havent got the ol tin barth like the old days,you still makeing that sqeeeling noise?

    love ya, rich

    Posted by bulldog       03/07/2006  at  01:29 PM  



14. not bulldog, his mate richard in the trailer.

    Posted by bulldog       03/07/2006  at  02:00 PM  



15. just so you know who this guy is…

    Assemblyman Peter J. Biondi (R) , Republican Conference Leader

    yes, he’s a Republican..  doesn’t he make y’all proud!

    http://www.njleg.state.nj.us/members/Biondi.asp

    Posted by stinkfoot       03/07/2006  at  02:04 PM  



16. OINK ADMITS: “I LIKE IT DIRTY”
    (Pig’s admission of personal hygiene adds to Academy award snoozer)

    Some excitement when he moons the audience after “PiggyBack Mountain” loses in “Best Sex with Animals”.
    Ringo’s Bastard Son bulldog & OCM have boycotted them since “Smokey & the Bandit” was snubbed.

    Posted by Oink       03/07/2006  at  03:59 PM  



17. you leave smokey out of this

    Posted by bulldog       03/07/2006  at  05:16 PM  



18. bull: He has a place of honor next to the original Dukes of Hazzard.

    MR XIAN, THE SKIPPER, THE WHIP:  I GET SO HOT WHEN HE’S STRICT WITH ME!!!
    (that pushes libel about as far as I care to)

    Posted by Oink       03/07/2006  at  07:34 PM  

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