Nightcap
Supposedly one of Pope JP2’s favorite jokes:
There are two scenarios for establishing peace in Eastern Europe: The Miraculous One and The Realistic One.
1. Jesus and all The Saints return to earth and restore order.
2, The Miraculous scenario involves the Eastern European countries learning to live together without killing each other.
Posted by Oink
09/28/2005 at 06:21 AM
Hey, it’s the Pope! You expected maybe a dirty joke?
Posted by Oink
09/28/2005 at 06:23 AM
I thought it went:
“A priest went on a camping trip with three altar boys, one from Boston, one from Philadelphia, and one from Washington.” ... you know the rest.
If memory serves, Ahab didn’t really like Jezebel too much, either....
Jezebel? Resembles Hillary?
Slander, false arrest, a rigged trial, summary execution for Naboth. Jezebel’s a sharp businesswoman. She knows how to get things done.* Would make a good President.
*
plagiarism
Posted by Oink
09/28/2005 at 09:20 AM
Comparing SHrillary to Jezebel? That would be a total insult to Jezebel....
Beautifying Hillary, that is indeed “Mission Impossible”
She is as homely as a bucket full of toads.
Even the above pictured Warthog is a knockout beauty as compared to HRC. 
Billy Boy would have had better luck dragging a $5 bill through an Arkansas trailer park.
/LC RP
It’s time for you to tell him about our engagement, OCM.
They’re starting to suspect, what with you & me being the defenders of gays on BMEWS.
Posted by Oink
09/28/2005 at 01:47 PM
Tempestuous relationship like Troilus and Cressida. At our ceremony they’re going to play, “C’mon Hit Me with Your Best Shot”
Posted by Oink
09/28/2005 at 02:52 PM
