ROFLMAO!!!
That is just too true, I have 3, and BOY, are they a handful.
The hard part is over...... HA, yeah, right...LOL
I’ve got Mr. 11 going on 40-or as I like to call him the “negotiator.”
Does the USMC need a mascot besides Chesty the Bulldog?
CAT,
And at least 50% of your disposable income over the same 18 years (and beyond, if they go to college).
Heh. It doesn’t end at 18, I can tell you. To your kids, you will ALWAYS be Mom and Dad. Translate that to BANK.
Is there really such a thing as ‘disposable income’? Sounds like an oxymoron to me.
Guy S - are you really Solomon Kane?
Do those lower lifeforms realize that for eighteen years I’m gonna let my offspring pick on, hunt, kill, and eat them?
Since I won’t be sleeping anyway, I’ll be awake teaching the kid to do all of the above.