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I never would have guessed it! (buhdum....paa!)
...provide a screen name/user name if you want one, otherwise I have to dream one up.
Drew, ol’ buddy - may I offer you the use of my patented list of stupid or outrageous/vulgar ID names I used to maintain when I used a lot of IDs? I can assure you that they’re disease-free and have never been used before, and (most important) your new members will deeply rue the day they did not take the few seconds to think up their own user name. Also, my list will stimulate original thought in your own capable Noodle should you not find a suitable moniker in the list itself.
I give out nice user names. At least so far. I could easily dream up some interesting and borderline names. And I think I have the avatars to go with them too!
Yep - I figured you wouldn’t want to drive away paying customers - no, wait - I mean, guests, with usernames like Inertial_Snot, or Wee-Wanker Woo. But I thought I’d offer…
If what you say is true about the NSA,CIA etc The I am pretty damn pissed about the 5 bucks I spent making this really cool tin foil hat.
BTW,Thanks for the Hoard terminology. I use to have a clan in my old RPG days but being part of a hoard is soooo Klingon,,YAAAA!!Howdy everyone. Been a long time reader, like when the skipper was running things. Y’all do pretty well. Glad you folks kept it going.
Rcat
That’s right, newbies! OldCrotchNommer smells a bit, but he has a heart of gold*! And don’t worry about getting smacked around too much: those are just his famous Nommer-Gums Of Death - guaranteed to slobber your skin all wrinkled-like, as if you’d been gnawed by significantly fetid dishwater!
*Some say he’s an old Mountain Man who boy-buggered one too many Griz’.*
“ ...JUST PROMISE THAT YOU WILL RESPOND TO MY COMMENTS WITH DIGNITY...”
Yep. He wants you to maintain polite, adult decorum at all times while he manually jolly’s himself yelling at you, resorting to adolescent ad hominem attacks, and generally slipping it into you where the sun don’t shine.
So welcome to BMEWS!
Sorry Drew!
OCM is like a puss-filled, inflamed chigger bite to me: Its addictive, just can’t stop picking at it!
Well, yes. I will grant that your tongue is busier than a $2 whore when the Fleet is in port, OhContraryOne!
Say! 7126 comments is about how many spam comments Akismet has blocked on my blog so far. I wonder how many of ‘em were yours?
Of course, we won’t discuss how many comments you get on your blog.
Yes we will! None!
Oh, no - not at all! My mother didn’t have itty-bitty testicles and scraggly face hair.
And she wasn’t ugly.
Friendly folks sharing a special moment.
Welcome to all the New Readers/Commenters - ignore the boys in the corner - they actually make decent comments - who knows why in front of company they decided to act up? Boys will be boys - run along you two - Chris posted some weekend women go ‘comment’ over there.
Hi Peiper - Where ever you are - got your postcard - Funny. You have to come back - We miss you.
That’s your sister - with your (I believe) second child - YoungCrotchNommer.
Why are you ashamed of your sister and son? The family resemblance is beyond question!
Mick - I always wanted to be a procrastinator. Never quite got around to it.
But in the name of all and sundry (that would be OldCrotchNommer) Welcome to BMEWS. Watch your footing, He droobles a bit.
Awww. I wonder how many of those 7126+ babbles you’ve posted had the same effect on others? Why - I bet there are people out there right now that are still stunned into a stupor by your verbal dribbles and oorts.
Sounds like a little squeak of “uncle” to me. But feel free to quit any time you like, OldGummedOne.
Was that before he banned you soggy ass? I remember that, Butt Boy, quite well. because I was there, and not under the S McGoo ID either. You still haven’t grasped that yet, have you?
I was there when he sent out the email to me and others giving your real name (and twerp, and steel, and others) and other unmentionables, and threatening lawsuits.
Amazing that you can give sooooo many people sooo much shit, but can’t take it. And I was gentle! Any rational person re-reading the above and the other thread has to admit - I WAS GENTLE, you pathetic pussy!
But you were predictable. It’s a primary characteristic of blowhard cowards. That’s why I’ve been here lately. To hold up a mirror to you so you can see what you are.
I take your comment as a surrender - a cut n’ run, with tail tucked in that “special spot” you finger each night.
And - yes - we will meet again. And again. And again…
Ta-ta, sweety. It truly has been fun. And will be again.
Your deductions - like your memories of past events - are completely flawed, OldCrotchNommer. Much as you would no-doubt like to nom me, I am - alas! - heterosexual. Always have been.
But I know your weakness, ‘Nommer. Oh, yes...you do see what you want to see, don’t you? Irrespective of reality? Why do you think I used those particular evocatives with you?
And there is no “tragedy” to our little conversation here: I (emphasis on I)chose the time and setting carefully, and achieved precisely what I intended, on multiple levels. As for your “choice” - well, you could have backed out any time. Couldn’t though, could you? Can’t now either, can you?
And so long as you post comments, you forfeit your choice as to meeting.
And so long as you post comments, you forfeit your choice as to meeting.
And so long as you post comments, you forfeit your choice as to meeting.
...and who is wasting time now, little man? I can do this as long as you - ‘Nommer.
Was that before he banned you soggy ass? I remember that, Butt Boy, quite well. because I was there, and not under the S McGoo ID either. You still haven’t grasped that yet, have you?
I was there when he sent out the email to me and others giving your real name (and twerp, and steel, and others) and other unmentionables, and threatening lawsuits.
Amazing that you can give sooooo many people sooo much shit, but can’t take it. And I was gentle! Any rational person re-reading the above and the other thread has to admit - I WAS GENTLE, you pathetic pussy!
But you were predictable. It’s a primary characteristic of blowhard cowards. That’s why I’ve been here lately. To hold up a mirror to you so you can see what you are.
I take your comment as a surrender - a cut n’ run, with tail tucked in that “special spot” you finger each night.
And - yes - we will meet again. And again. And again…
Ta-ta, sweety. It truly has been fun. And will be again.
I seem to remember you made reference to him being a bit - whacko? - shall we say? Of course with all the complaints from others, he didn’t need much excuse to ban you, did he?
Yeah. Some “at peace”.
OK. You can repeat your mantra or bwetter yet - let me do it for you:
As a point of order: Allan got angry with me because I warned him to slow down (with his life), as it was obvious in comments from him and personal emails that he was not doing physically well-
He obviously didn’t listen.We were at peace with each other.
The tragedy of this post and all of it’s dumbass comments (mine and yours) is that we wasted a lot of time on a trivial issue when there are much more important things to discuss HERE if we are ever given the chance (posts on issues and not trivia).
One final thought about YOU: Reading over your blow it out your ass comments, I am convinced that you are a fucking fag-gay-queer-whatever......and that’s your choice.....(Folks, read thru McGoon’s comments carefully and you will see what I mean.)
PS, FAG!
I will chose if we every meet again.
You’re a coward, ‘Nommer.
Yep. Coward. And of limited intellectual depth, too.
What an empty and naive challenge!
I’ve already challenged you - HERE! - numbnut. Days ago!
You have lost. Pathetically. And now you want a change of venue?
You just now - with that last comment - lost again.
Shall I repeat your mantra - or will you?
Nothing ventured, nothing gained!
As a point of order: Allan got angry with me because I warned him to slow down (with his life), as it was obvious in comments from him and personal emails that he was not doing physically well-
He obviously didn’t listen.We were at peace with each other.
The tragedy of this post and all of it’s dumbass comments (mine and yours) is that we wasted a lot of time on a trivial issue when there are much more important things to discuss HERE if we are ever given the chance (posts on issues and not trivia).
One final thought about YOU: Reading over your blow it out your ass comments, I am convinced that you are a fucking fag-gay-queer-whatever......and that’s your choice.....(Folks, read thru McGoon’s comments carefully and you will see what I mean.)
PS, FAG, Coward? Meet me on the street mother-fucker!
I will chose if we every meet again
At last! You’ve said something I can agree with you on!
Your continued silence and assertion of nothing at all is ... blessed, OldCrotchNommer. Please to let it continue.
I beg your pardon. My e-mail address changed a few months ago, and I didn’t realize how annoying it might be to deal with the resulting error messages.
My current address is:
How do I update this information with you? Does this comment suffice, or is there something else I should do?
Posted by KGrupa
07/08/2010 at 11:02 AM
