Needed at once, urgent, FOUR (as in 4) men and a very large machine to move one mattress.

 

1. With all due apologies to Lyndon,Chris and Bulldog, Britain has OFFICIALLY BECOME POLAND!
   So, how many brits does it take to screw in a light bulb, change a tyre,ask for directrions,etc etc,,,,,,,,,

   Posted by Rich K       04/01/2010  at  10:39 PM  



2. I’m in awe of all the safety regs I violated when I bought a whole new mattress, box springs, and frame last month.

   I hauled them up two flights of stairs all by myself, and set them up all by myself.

   Sure the delivery guys would have done that for me, but I was still in the middle of cleaning the bedroom and rearranging the furniture.

   Oh, yes, I also hauled the old mattress and box springs down the same two flights of stairs earlier in the morning. Alone.

   Oh yes, the delivery guys hauled the old stuff away. Last I saw them, one had the mattress, the other had the box springs, and there were no safety people around.

   Amazing.

   Not to worry Rich, the Obamessiah will have us at British levels of stupidity and incompetence ASAP.

   Posted by Christopher       04/03/2010  at  10:57 PM  

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