Those idiots must have WANTED to die. Oblige them.
That must be some damn fine dope those pirates are smokin if they keep mistaking Big Gray Military Ships with the actual ships they want to hijack.
So of course I have the perfect solution to the whole piracy problem. Its now so obvious Im surprised we hadnt thought of it before.
PAINT EVERY DAMN SHIP OF THE HIGH SEAS GRAY. Those stupid F_ing Pirates will go nuts tryin to figure out what and what not to attack.
LOL
They still put yardarms on a warship for a reason....
Rich more like some not so fine dope they were chewing http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khat