I’m with OCM on this issue. Bah Humbug!
I’ve begged OCM but he won’t listen.
OCM and OINK - two tired, old curmudgeonly scrooges.
REPENT, SINNERS! You’re making the Baby Jesus cry!
YUPPY SCUM! That was hilarious, OCM!
I’m Christian—I wish the pagans would move “Xmas” to some other time & I could attend Midnight Mass in peace.
MERRY CHRISTMAS! (you gotta problem with that?) JESUS is the REASON for the SEASON!
(and feliz kwanzaramadamalamadingdongamas to those who won’t utter the C word)
*Picks up baby Jesus and tries to calm him down* Sssssshhhhh. It’s okay, Lord. Those two were only kidding.
*bounces the Christ child on her forearm and sways*
Reminds me of A Christmas Story, when Raplhie said the F-word within earshot of his father while helping him change a tire. That movie is a classic.
Altogether too much truth in this scenario nowadays. Pathetic.