Natural Born Redneck

 

1. Take a shotgun shell, cut it open, count out the number of pellets. Make sure the kid sees you doing it.

   Put a pair of safety glasses on the kid, take him outside, lash him to a post.

   Now throw rocks at him. HARD. I mean zing the hell out of em. When he starts screaming and crying, point out that every single rock is nicer and hurts less than a shotgun pellet, and that he’s gonna get exactly as many rocks as his babysitter got pellets.

   Child abuse? Damn straight it is. Some lessons *need* to be taught abusively.

   Posted by GrumpyOldFart       01/07/2009  at  10:15 AM  



2. Having grown up in Columbus and knowing or related to people from that kid’s part of the state, we called stories like that:

   A typical Saturday night with the hillbillys....

   Posted by TimO       01/07/2009  at  10:44 AM  



3. GOF I agree with you but first of all the owner of the gun should be given a sound thrashing. What kind of half-wit leaves a shotgun and ammunition lying around with a four year old in the house? Trailer trash.

   Posted by LyndonB       01/07/2009  at  01:21 PM  

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