Could not be contacted? Hahaha, I’m imaging Sam Kennison working for AfghaniTelCo:
Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Do-do-doo-bleat! Recorded voice: “I’m sorry, but the number that you dialed can not be connected because THEY’RE ALL BLOWN TO HELL!!! DEAD!! DEAD!! OH OH OH BLASTED TO SMITHEREENS!!!! If you would like to leave a message, please wait for the beep.”