Here is a suggestion:
Make his bail.
Give him a belt-fed 22
Organize an Air America snorkeling contest in the Smith River with the advertised first prize a front row seat in the Bush impeachment hearings. Second prize - tickets to the Dixie Chicks and third prize - an autographed copy of “If I did it..” by Hillary Clinton.
Oh, and don’t be stingy with the ammo....
William Roderick, 60, of Reedsport, has been charged with assault, being a felon in possession of a firearm, and possession of methamphetamine and marijuana. He was being held in the county jail.
Another tweeker lost in a narco haze. Couldn’t tell the difference between an 8-10lb rat and a human being. At least his stupid ass is off the streets…
Does this mean Skip’s gonna get lost over Barksdale AFB today?
Allan
Who does William Roderick, a 60 year old doper, remind you of? I could almost see the old cat doing the same thing.