Most Ridiculous Item Of he Day

 

1. I think the best way to deal with this situation is for Bush to order the local Navy base to send a seal team of scuba divers over there during the night to attach several magnetic underwater mines to the ship and remote detonate away this problem. The resulting oil spill will be a drop in the bucket compared to the Exxon Valdez, and well worth the trouble to clean up.

   Posted by Paul "No Fear" Weir       05/04/2005  at  10:09 PM  



2. Paul, that’s an intriguing idea.  We could make it look like a rival enviro-wacko group did it.  Like leave a calling card or something, claiming that the boat was scuttled because GP didn’t have enough oil spill safety shit or something.

   But, you know, if we (or people like us) came to practice this tactic regularly, it wouldn’t be long before our cover was blown (pardon the pun). 

   Really, this thing is EXACTLY what all of these enviro=wacko groups deserve - a taste of their own medicing.  See how it feels to be operating a legit.  business and get bogged down by all these stupid enviromental requirements so that you can’t conduct regular business.

   Posted by ztucka       05/05/2005  at  03:40 AM  



3. A taste of their own meddling?

   Posted by Draven       05/05/2005  at  04:21 AM  



4. "Don’t do as I do, do as I say.”

   Poetic justice, this.  And I agree 250% with Paul.  This way, we can score two birds with one stone.  We not only send a nuisance to Davy Jones.  We create a memorial to that wretched organization’s late founder.

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       05/05/2005  at  06:55 AM  



5. They didn’t know about the requirements? HA! F’ing HA. After the Exxon Valdez? If he didn’t know, then he was an idiot and an incompetent captain. I have heard anecdotal stories from the folks that work the terminals and oil patch that the USCG has tried several times to cite GreenPuck for environmental compliance and safety issues. But GreenPuck manages to cross outside into international waters.

   BTW, the greatest of recent French Military victories was the sinking of the GreenPuck Rainblow Warrior.

   Posted by yatalli       05/05/2005  at  08:57 PM  



6. Greatest?--or only?

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       05/05/2005  at  09:02 PM  



7. I forgot to mention that a few days ago I emailed Greenfleece and let them know that: “I and many, many millions of people all accross this great land of ours were overjoyed to hear that one of their founders Bob Hunter had died” And also hinted that we would love to see more of them take his lead.

   I then wrote:

   “Windturbines suck as base load power”

   GO NUKES!!  GO NUKES!!  GO NUKES!!

   Paul “No Fear” Weir

   Posted by Paul "No Fear" Weir       05/05/2005  at  09:51 PM  

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