More Saturday Chuckles

 

1. Groan!

   Posted by Riggs       02/19/2005  at  12:52 PM  



2. My 7 pound rat terrier puppy Polly has a studded collar and just chewed about $50 worth of damage.  I don’t care, I love that dog.

   Who ever said money can’t buy you love forgot about puppies.

   Jimmy Buffett says, “Some people say there is a woman to blame, but I know, It’s ALL WOMENS’ fault.”

   Posted by Z Woof       02/19/2005  at  01:41 PM  



3. One thing you left out, Vilmar.  A dog will not confuse your endowment with an ATM key. 

   Posted by Tannenberg       02/19/2005  at  02:35 PM  



4. Ladies-anyone want to dig up “cats are better than men “ or cucumbers are better than men”?

   Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       02/19/2005  at  03:27 PM  



5. If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills,
   If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
   If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
   If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,
   If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time,
   If you can overlook when people take things out on you when, through
   no fault of yours, something goes wrong,
   If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
   If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
   If you can conquer tension without medical help,
   If you can relax without liquor,
   If you can sleep without the aid of drugs
   Then you are probably the family dog.

   Posted by Oink       02/19/2005  at  08:29 PM  



6. Shame on you Barb !  I remember one of the advantages of a cucumber vs. a husband. 
   You don’t have to eat a cucumber if you don’t want to.
   I suppose you also know the joke with the punchline “That’s OK, most guys just leave her hanging there”.

   Posted by Oink       02/19/2005  at  08:33 PM  



7. OldCatMan - You have been on the Western Slope too long brother. People liven in that part of the country start to bring up Mormon Polygamy, I start thinken that your spenden a goodly amount of time in Greenriver Utah.
   You arn’t thinken of marryen your cousins 14 year old daughter are ya?

   Posted by LC Geno       02/19/2005  at  10:29 PM  



8. One evening in October, when I was one-third sober,
   An’ taking home a “load” with manly pride,
   My poor feet began to shutter, so I lay down in the gutter,
   And a pig came up an’ lay down by my side.
   Then we sang “It’s all fair weather when good fellows get together,”
   Till a lady passing by was heard to say:
   You can tella man who boozes by the company he chooses,”
   And the pig got up and slowly walked away.

   Posted by Z Woof       02/20/2005  at  10:37 AM  

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