Miscellaneous Jokes
on 10/13/2011 at 07:58 PM
The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job, given her liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and her jobs as a social worker and school teacher.
The foreman frowned and said, “I have to ask you this: “Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?”
“Well, as a matter of fact, I have!” she said. “I’ve been divorced three times, owned 2 Chryslers, and I voted for Obama.
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Government statistics show the U.S. economy created zero jobs in August. President Obama now says he’s confident this month he can double that.
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Obama loves America like O.J. loved Nicole.
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A black guy, a white guy, a Christian, a Muslim, and a Communist walk into a bar.
The bartender says “What can I get you, Mr. President?
