Making Mountains Out Of Molehills?

 

1. Here I’m Is

   Moving Mountains by Moving Minds.  Albert Einstein said, “There are only two things in the universe that are infinite.  The first is the universe itself and the second is human stoopidity (ignorance).  And we are not so sure about the universe anymore.”

   Social Security (SS) Sucks, Medicare Sucks, Socialism Sucks (SS).  Talk is cheap, FREE SPEECH isn’t.  We now know that KNOWLEDGE is more valuable than money.  But “Knowledge is not wisdom blah blah blah MUSIC is best,” spewed Frank Zappa.  I read in an interview FZ said, “Color is best.”

   Which color is worst?  TIMES up, the current truth is BLUE.  Specifically, Blue Cross Blue Sheild Political Action (BCBSPA).  Don’t think grime, think SLIME.  One Song comes to MIND. 

   I am gross and perverted.  I’m obsessed and deranged.  I have existed for years, but very little has changed.  I am a tool of the government and industry too.  For I am destined to rule and regulate you.

   I may be vile and pernicious, but you can’t look away.  I make you think I’m delicious with the stuff that I say.  I AM THE BEST you can get.  Have you guessed me yet?  I’m the SLIME oozin’ out from your TV set.

   You will obey me while I lead you and “EAT” the garbage that I feed you, until the day that we don’t need you.  Don’t go for help...no one will heed you.  Your MIND is totally controlled, it has been stuffed into my mold, and you will do as you are told, until the rights to you are bambooSOLD.  That’s right folks...Don’t touch that dial.”

   President Bush said in Tampa, “Become EMPOWERED with a Tax Free HSA.” Former Senator Bob Kerry (D-NE) said, “Change Social Security with the Tax Free PSA.  The best Wisdom Source (WS) for citizens’ saving TAX FREE is in the little latitudes were the palm trees sway.  Not Spring Hill but Holiday. 

   Message Masters or Mind Movers or Mind Stuffers or Spew Swayers needed to promote President Bush’s Ownership Society (OZ).  Prior OZ spewing experience desired but will train selected rookies.  Don’t apply at the White House because this is on a Need to Know basis and quite FRANKLY, they don’t need to know just yet.  And neither does Rush Limbaugh, Hannity, O’Reilly, or Tony Snow.  (Bunch of cry baby liberals)

   Knowledge is like sex, you should never know when you’re going to get it next.

   A Romanian woman named me Z Woof.  I know an Hungarian woman and asked her how you say wolf in her native tongue last thursday and see said, “Focker.” I busted out laughing and told here in the USA that’s kinda funny.  She then said, “There is another word that is funny in America.  When I say goodbye to my Mom we say “kisses” and the word is “pussy.” I asked how would you say WOLF KISSES and she said, “Focker pussy.” It drives my wife crazy when I call my baby puppy Polly for Polly kisses now.  The poodle bites and the poodle chews it.

   Yes Vilmar, there is a free lunch and we are eating it now, can I get you a napkin?

   Z Woof
   12/27/04

   Posted by Z Woof       12/27/2004  at  11:01 AM  



2. OK, did anyone understand any of that?

   Posted by Vilmar       12/27/2004  at  03:03 PM  



3. Well, it stopped me cold, I can tell you that much.

   Posted by Francis W. Porretto       12/27/2004  at  03:17 PM  



4. The Final Word—from “BrokenNewz” a satiritical website…

   Study Shows Link Between Viagra, Heart Disease; FDA Panel Says “Who Cares?”
   
   The popular erectile-dysfunction drug Viagra today joined the growing list of drugs such as Celebrex, Vioxx, and Bextra that have been shown to cause heart disease and other life-threatening medical conditions. A new study appearing in the Tijuana Medical Journal concludes that men who take Viagra to boost their flagging sexual capacity will “almost certainly” experience congestive heart failure, liver dysfunction, and excoriating abdominal emanations, resulting in “painful, thrashing death.”
   An FDA advisory panel quickly dismissed the study. A spokesman for the panel, George Jorgensen, said, “OK, so Viagra might cause a heart attack or four, but that’s a small price to pay for a product that has restored the manhood and self-esteem of so many of us – I mean, ‘us’ in the sense of, you know, men in general. Not necessarily ‘us’ as in, you know, me.”

   Another male member of the panel, whose name was withheld by request, said, “This whole drug-banning thing is starting to get waaaay out of hand. In the Viagra study, they only got their results by feeding ten times the normal dosage to laboratory rats. Of course, you’d expect a dose like that to generate a blip or two on an EKG. What the study doesn’t tell you is that they probably also ended up with lots of happy rats.”

   The one dissenting vote came from the only female member of the panel, Dr. Lily St. Cyr, who said, “Oh, sure, the boys look the other way so they can ‘get vertical’ with their Mountin’ Dew, but just see if they’ll give a break to the female sex patch.”

   Consumer groups reacted negatively to the FDA panel’s dismissal of the study. Eugene Lipscomb, a spokesman for the public interest group Consumers Against Legal Poison, said, “We don’t think anyone in this country would tolerate a situation where performance-enhancing substances give short-term results at the expense of long-term health. Well, unless they follow sports.”

   Posted by Oink       12/27/2004  at  07:23 PM  



5. Final Word My Ass oink.

   Posted by Z Woof       12/28/2004  at  08:36 AM  

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