Kibbles and Bits (To Feed Your Mind)

 

1. Time to reclassify those pesky things. From
   now on they will be known as Latex Assault
   Weapons Launching Systems.

   Hey, I need a grant to study the phenomena.

   I’ll title it ... Elastic, on a rebound or
   lethal weapon?  Subtitle ... Do those little
   round springy things just keep things in
   order .. or do they pose a real and deadly
   threat to mankind?

   Don’t forget the sharks. It is common
   knowledge that an adult shark can catch
   a rubber band on its tonsils and choke to
   DEATH. All the while trying to burp out
   the lyrics to a song by Marcel Marceau.

   I’m on a roll tonight huh?

   Posted by Steel Turman       12/28/2004  at  12:51 AM  

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