Mad Max: Beyond Cubadome
Geez, it would really be a damn shame if his plane were to disappear into the midst of the Bermuda Triangle. Really tragic… Boo forkin’ hoo kind of tragic…
I can just hear Fidel now, “Is that a nuclear missle Mr. President or are you just happy to see me?”
When, Oh Lord? Is this Sumbeech going to live forever? No, but I just don’t want it to be after me.
Posted by Oink
02/08/2006 at 03:06 PM
Old Fur Face is simply looking for another patron and sugar daddy, that doddering old sack of soperific socialist
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Remember, after the Soviets went down, Fur Face’s allowance was cut off, and like every successful communist, he is used to living high on other people’s
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I’m sure the silly old SOB would like to re-enact 1962 all over again, for he never got the message the first time. It should be interesting if he tries.
Monroe Doctine time again. The tragic, mysterious disappearance that Brother Rat suggests could save the world a lot of pain.
The Bush plan is to have Canadian and Mexican forces invade Cuba first. Then Americans swing in and purchase beach property for a song. These Cubananiacs make $12 a month now. In 10 years they will make that on a tip on lunch from a rich American getting ready to hit the casinos.
God bless the American consumer.
Posted by Z Woof
02/08/2006 at 05:24 PM
This has been going on for a while. I remember reading a couple of years back that the Iranians were providing Fidel with jamming equipment to block the Voice of America broadcasts into Cuba.
There was also some talk about defense treaties. I wonder if Fidel is planning on letting the goat-fornicators put Iranian missiles in Cuba pointed at us?
You realize that Chavez is in on this as well.
We need to start killing some people real quick like.
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Posted by Z Woof
02/09/2006 at 07:52 AM
The Bermuda triangle UFOs, death rays and black helicopters can eliminate the Mad Bomber Iranian, and good old Father Time will be most instrumental in eliminating El Grande Pendejo Infidel de Cuba, he basically has one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel. That little stage-diving episode a while back didn’t do a lot of good for his dwindling medical (and mental) condition. Maybe instead of all those Cuban cigars, El Infidel should be puffing on a little:
I owe a lot, to Iowa pot,
Iowa grown and grand.
Whoever knew, such beautiful boo
could grow in this glorious land
that I’m in, and I’m indebted indeed
to wonderful weed, Iowa raised and born.
I owe a lot to Iowa pot,
and that ain’t just Iowa corn...(with apologies to Jerry Samuels, AKA Napoleon XIV)If “President” AhmIndeedAWackJob ever decides to put up the “gone fission” sign, perhaps he should first watch the Discovery Channel “Sharks of Steel” series, and take notes:
In one show, the commander of one particular US “Boomer” (Missile Sub) makes the statement, that with the total nuclear firepower on board, his boat (subs are not called ships) is effectively the third most powerful nuclear nation in the world. And, yes, there are seventeen other subs just like his. So, that effectively makes USA Nuclear Power Number One, as well as Numbers Three through Twenty, inclusive. These subs each can carry up to 24 missiles, each with “several” (exact numbers are classified) multiple independent (MIRV) warheads of “at least” 500KT each, ready for immediate targeting and launch, if and when the need should ever arise.
So when AhmIndeedAWackJob gets to trash-talking about a couple of home made nucular firecrackers, duct taped onto some old Russian leftover cold-war surplus Scuds, he should run the numbers, and learn about such terms as “throw weight”, “circular error of probability” and “survival”. Just in case he lacks basic reading and math skills, I’ll include this lovely colorful illustration for his viewing pleasure, and consideration:
