Lost In Translation

 

1. Prez Ahmadinejad: (Pointing at a stack of papers and asking an aid) Wait, wait, I’m getting confused about these brillient prophets of the West. What is Moore saying here under the chicken grease stain? And Carter rambles a bit; but then he did back in the 70’s, too as I recall. Who the hell is KOS and why is someone name ‘duh’ an authority on American policy? And which Kerry am I reading, John or that other guy? And who the hell is Lurch? Where is Albright when I need her? Damn it! I need some grist for the mill! Throw me a bone here!”

   Posted by Rickvid       05/10/2006  at  10:55 AM  



2. Liberalism and democracy do not belong linked together and in the same statement concerning success or failure of ideals or pollicy. They are diametrically opposed and I agree with Imawackjob - liberalism has failed humanity.

   Otherwise the rest read like listening to a liberal - rambling, incoherent and much verbage about almost nothing. And contrary to the lamestream media’s claim that it provided ‘solutions’ to the current situation - it is garbage and the proverbal pot calling the kettle black.

   Posted by wardmama4       05/10/2006  at  11:13 AM  



3. Rumor has it that this letter was actually co-authored by Howard Dean and Dennis “Koo-koo” Kucinich (from Ohio, and no, I can’t spell his name).  Then it was run through the moonbat-gibberish-to-farsi-hatespeak-translation machine and now all the media are all fawning over this screed.

   The reply will be sent by air mail, and dropped from a fleet of B-2s.

   Posted by Rat Patrol       05/11/2006  at  07:08 AM  



4. Enjoy a nice little spagheti dinner, Iranian-Style:

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw5AGuARB0w

   (Courtesy of Darth Misha and the fine folks at The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler Empire)

   Read it all here: http://www.nicedoggie.net/2006/?p=660#comments

   and here is another jumpin’ jihadi following Zarqawi’s highly advanced military tactics and weapon-handling skills:

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NhHGiw-Zxw

   choreographed to the tune of “The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy”

   (In the Army, we used to refer to this as being a “pop-up target”.

   Posted by Rat Patrol       05/11/2006  at  09:18 AM  

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