Late Night Spell-Checker

 

1. Clerk 1 - Business is really off today; I wonder why?

   Clerk 2 - Bush’s fault.

   Clerk 1 - I mean, we are getting no business at all. This is wierd.

   Clerk 2 - Bush’s fault.

   Clerk 1 - Maybe there is something going on like a game or something.

   Clerk 2 - Bush’s fault.

   Clerk 1 - Man, you really gotta stop reading Kos and the DU so much. I think it fried your brains.

   Clerk 2 - Bush’s fault.

   Posted by Rickvid       10/13/2006  at  01:07 AM  



2. Bark! Bark!

   Posted by The Skipper       10/13/2006  at  01:15 AM  



3. Is that price by the inch or by the bunch?

   Posted by rudebadger       10/13/2006  at  06:25 AM  



4. Circumsision?
   Vasectomies?
   Castration?

   Inquiring minds want to know.

   Posted by Kirk       10/13/2006  at  07:11 AM  



5. I wonder what varieties they have in stock, and what that garden would look like in the spring!

   Posted by Drew458       10/13/2006  at  08:11 AM  



6. Ouch!  Did she have to Bobbit off?  Part 1 of a “gender” reassignment, the dreaded Loppitoffomy.  The direct opposite of an Addidicktomy.

   -Dick Hertz aka “Stumpy”

   Posted by Rat Patrol       10/13/2006  at  01:06 PM  

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