KILLARY KAPTIONS

 

1. 1. Hillary: Like… I am so stoned, lets get something to eat. Bill: How about a little semen shake baby.

   2. Bill I am not in the mood, put your dick back in your pants… OHMYGAUD THAT’S NOT A DICK!!!

   3. GET BACK OR I WILL DROP THE TOWEL!!!

   4. I told him if he got head from a teenager one more time, I would “get head” too.

   Posted by Yellow Dog       04/20/2005  at  11:05 AM  



2. 1.  Do you guys, like, swing?

   2.  The republican attack machine.  STOMP!

   Posted by ztucka       04/20/2005  at  01:46 PM  



3. AAAUUGHHH! My eyes! The burning!

   Posted by Red Five       04/20/2005  at  01:47 PM  



4. #1 “Pair Needing Bath”
   #2 “NO WIRE HANGERSSSS”
   #3 “I have the memory of an elephant, come to think of it, I have the ankles of one too”
   #4 “Monica Trophy Anyone?”

   Posted by Apathy or freedom       04/20/2005  at  03:52 PM  



5. #1 is the scariest…

   Bill looks like me, sans the grey hair and the poor taste in women…

   #4 obvious… the first ‘officially’ married Poof… Pope.

   #2 The Hildabeast strikes from behind…

   Still can’t get over how much Bill looked like me then… differences are:

   I’m a long-haired mailman.
   My beard is mostly grey.
   My wife is far better looking… even at 50.
   And…

   Wait…

   Wife came home and read this over my shoulder…

   She liked what I… said… (uhh...) and is… uh… rewarding… (yeah, just like that babe)… me by… gotta go now…

   Posted by Christopher       04/20/2005  at  04:31 PM  



6. #1 “Bill, those mushrooms made me sooooo horny!”
   #2 “Oh, Mandingo, behave!”
   #3 “I am sick and tired of people saying that somehow you are not patriotic if you debate or disagree with this administration!!!....”
   #4 (Chelsea):  “Uhh, Mom, I don’t think that’s what Dad means when he says ‘getting head’....”

   P.S. - I think AoF got #2 and #3 mixed-up.

   Posted by Illegitimi Non Carborundum       04/20/2005  at  06:47 PM  



7. I think that I am still the winner here.

   Posted by Yellow Dog       04/20/2005  at  08:48 PM  

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