KERRY KAPTIONS

 

1. I’m thinking about one for #2.
   Gimmee time.

   Posted by Annoying Little Twerp       04/17/2005  at  05:50 PM  



2. #1:

   Ted (Swimmer): “Tough shit on the ‘04 run, you loser!”
   J F*** Kerry: “At least my girlfriends know how to swim!”

   #2: The Swiftboat Vets press home their attack.

   #3: “Where do the paintballs go in?”

   Posted by Cheese_tensor       04/17/2005  at  06:21 PM  



3. OCM,

   No shit? Sincerely - it was an original brain-fart on my part.

   I gotta smoke some more of that stuff…

   Posted by Cheese_tensor       04/17/2005  at  06:36 PM  



4. #2 Tereeeezah, stop nagging already… I’ll be get off in a minute....this is for the cameras.

   Posted by Phoenix       04/17/2005  at  07:55 PM  



5. #1 Ted, I just left a Certs in your hand.  Um, whiskey breath, you know.

   Posted by Phoenix       04/17/2005  at  07:57 PM  



6. #3 Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

   Posted by Phoenix       04/17/2005  at  07:58 PM  



7. #3 “So how do I work this again?  Just pull the trig… OWWIE!  That was loud!”

   Posted by Elliott       04/17/2005  at  09:02 PM  



8. #3 “Why this one has the same serial number as the shotgun I used when I went on secret raids with that CIA guy, back when I was in Vietnam!”

   Posted by Guy S       04/17/2005  at  10:11 PM  



9. "… and it’s seared, SEARED into my memory”

   Posted by Elliott       04/17/2005  at  11:03 PM  



10. #1 “Ted, you’re drunk, I’m not an intern, and Chappaquiddik is a long ways from here...”

    #2 So much for “professional courtesy.”

    #3 “I’m holding it backwards again, aren’t I?”

    BONUS (recaptioning of “What, me worry?")
    “Man, those were some good beans yesterday...”

    Posted by JSThane       04/18/2005  at  12:47 AM  



11. OCM still hoping that the Kerry & Kennedy combo win. Your pics about NZ are great. I’d love to visit there someday.

    Posted by alan s       04/18/2005  at  12:54 AM  



12. Is that “what me worry” grin photoshopped or is that for real?

    Posted by ztucka       04/18/2005  at  06:30 AM  



13. #1 Ma boy!! Chairman Mao would be proud!!

    #2 Wishfull thinking...I bet Jaws would spit him out!!

    #3 Shhhhh! Be vewwy vewwy qwiet, I’m huntin” wabbits…

    What? Me worry? - b’dee b’dee b’dee, thass all folkssss!!

    Posted by babylonandon       04/18/2005  at  10:49 AM  



14. OCM!!!!

    Caption for #2:  “Damn...the one that got away!” (tail splash in anger and frustration)

    Recent scientific evidence shows that sharks don’t like the taste of Democrats...they taste too much like chicken…

    Posted by Illegitimi Non Carborundum       04/18/2005  at  06:27 PM  



15. #1.. “I AMMMMM your brother JFK.”

    #2.. “Damn… nope, not an Aussie”

    #3.. “He Believes me”

    #4.. “Ter rayyyyyyy sahhhhh”

    Posted by Apathy or freedom       04/18/2005  at  06:35 PM  



16. Ooops #3 should be #4 and vice versa.

    Posted by Apathy or freedom       04/18/2005  at  06:37 PM  



17. #1. Ted lets rip with a massive gutrumbling ripsnorter, and has to hang on to John to keep standing. 

    Posted by DWMF       04/19/2005  at  06:36 AM  

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