Kennedy Offers Assistance

 

1. I never realized that a “Sh!thook’ could carry such a heavy load. After all, a Boeing-Vertol CH-47 Chinook is only capable of carrying a maximum of 28,000 pounds on the extrnal cargo hook ...

   I hope that they lowered him gently, else the ensuing tsunami could threaten the entire Gulf Region, from Key West to Brownsville.

   Posted by Rat Patrol       09/29/2005  at  06:33 AM  



2. Would that the world could be so blessed!  But it’s never that easy.

   The closest he’ll get to this scenario, probably, is that defining moment at Martha’s Vineyard....

   

   Posted by Tannenberg       09/29/2005  at  07:01 AM  



3. Reminds me of an episode of Blackadder involving his cousin McAdder where he mentions “A particularly troublesome bloater”

   (though for all you non Brits out there a bloater is actually type smoked fish, popular in the North East of England..still it sounds appropriate)

   Posted by LyndonB       09/29/2005  at  09:14 AM  



4. The gravitational forces generated by placing FatBoy (the world’s oldest juvenile delinquent) Kennedy, and Michael “I never met a box of donuts that I didn’t like” Moron in such close proximity, could cause the generation of a black hole, which in turn, could consume the entire planet, and the solar system…

   that the both of them truly are…

   Posted by Rat Patrol       09/29/2005  at  12:48 PM  



5. They dropped the Teddy in the levee, now the levee is dry!!!

   Fat bastard sat and drank all the whisky and rye,

   Still drinking after Mary Joe died!!

   Posted by babylonandon       09/29/2005  at  12:54 PM  



6. Sorry, thought the dyke was Cindy Sheehan…

   Posted by Christopher       09/29/2005  at  08:22 PM  



7.   babylonandon

   Posted by StinKerr       09/29/2005  at  09:14 PM  

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