JENNIFER ELLISON BEFORE AND AFTER
on 02/15/2012 at 12:01 PM
I’ve no idea who Jennifer Ellison is, but frankly, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed before or after. And she’d have probably appreciated it more before.
Too bad the photographer was so inept. Of all the myriad poses you can put a woman in a swimsuit in, he chose 3 really awful ones. Ok, the 4th pic is good; a classic bikini pose. But the rest are wretched and make her figure look like a tree trunk.
And DM is a pretty classless rag as usual. Duh, she had a baby and put on weight. Yeah, and? But she’s an actress, so she slimmed down. It’s kind of like a job requirement, sexist as that may be. So instead of buying her DVD, do what she did to get back in shape: hire a personal trainer and a full time nutritionist (and probably a nanny and a housekeeper and an errand runner) and spend months doing absolutely nothing other than getting your body in shape. I wonder if all of these were tax deductible expenses for someone in her profession?
If not, then I guarantee you she cut a deal with them, to put her face on the training DVD and they get half or more of the earnings.Seriously, what else was the poor woman to do? We all know that women - all of them, right? - magically pop back into the tight firm shape of 17 year olds within just 2 or 3 months of giving birth. Well, that’s what Hollywood and the
fagshunfashion industry tell us all the time.I’ve a 57-yr-old wife who I think is just as hot as when we met. I’ll grant she’s a little heavier, but then so am I. The solution would be more sex. Burns calories. Almost as many calories as fencing. Not to mention being more fun!
Of course women don’t magically pop into 17 year old bodies after giving birth. What was it Heinlein said?
Ditto for the rest of their body after childbirth in my opinion. Who wants a 17-yr-old for life? I want a woman to grow old with me. She already ticks me off by dying her hair. I know damn well there’s some grey in there…I’ve checked the other end. As often as possible.Nursing does not diminish the beauty of a woman’s breasts; it enhances their charm by making them look lived in and happy.
Quote is from Time Enough For Love, specifically, the Notebooks of Lazarus Long, Part 1.
I’d give the page, but since it’s an .rtf file on my computer I doubt the page numbers would match with any printed material.
I amturned off by fat women......Full stop. I’ve always sought a thin woman.
However, my advive to those dudes for whom rolls of flabby tissue doesn’t matter:
When the babe puts on too much poundage there’s a simple answer to an age old problem.
Roll ‘em in talcum powder and look for the wet spot.
I didn’t say she was fat. She’s pleasingly plump. I’m fat.
Now for fat women, wasn’t it Hoagy Carmichael in 1947 that had a girl so fat he had to chalk where he’d been? Then he met some guy coming from the other side? Lucky girl! Two guys at once!
Yes, I have that song on iTunes. 1947. Hoagy Carmichael. Huggin’ And Chalkin’. Look it up.
I wonder if that’s on YouTube? Any video might be disturbing. But the song is hilarious!
y’all buncha pigs.
OINK, OINK,
At least the Muslims leave us alone Drew!
I really owe you guys. No kidding. Busy all day, taking a break, not in a bad mood mind you but not altogether cherry either. Then I read all of this and the clouds disperse.
DM is a pretty classless rag as usual.
Yeah to a degree but ... They have Littlejohn and Heffer and Phillips writing for them. Among one or two others. And weird tho she is lots of times, Liz Jones is a hoot to read, especially in her column in the Sunday magazine, You. Part of the Mail group. AND, they do have some first class cartoonists. And Peter Hitchens who manages to sometimes get things right. And the FeMale section often leads to some fairly nice leggy photos.
Christopher - It’s on page 241 of my hubby’s edition of Time Enough for Love.
Peiper - cute card - now there’s real eye candy!
Thought you’d like that Wardmom. Credit where due tho. The wife came across it first.
02/15/2012 at 01:22 PM
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