But you have to admit; it is amazing she has no idea how fucking Stupid she sounds as she spews that BS.
In all those words she omitted the unpublicized motto of every emergency service:
“When seconds count—we’re just minutes away”. We have to return to the golden days of yesteryear when everyone had primary responsibility for themselves and their family; secondary for their neighbors and community; and common sense was a lot more common.
There are a lot of tools that can be weapons - as is or with modifications. A pipe reamer is not a knife, a nail gun is not a firearm - the list is limited only by imagination.