Interesting New Metric, the TWI

 

Oh, and for you guys who are following the Tiger story because it’s so “newsworthy” just to scope out an actual Swedish Bikini Babe ... this will keep you up at nights: she has a twin sister Josefin

Now, just imagine yourself to be pro golfer Jesper Parnevik, for whom both sisters once worked as live-in au pairs. And his wife Mia.

Maybe this golf stuff is pretty cool after all!

1. the Telegraph, a UK online paper

   That should read online version cos the Telegraph is hard copy. Anyway ... They’ve been covering Woods (as have ALL the other papers) with full page photos of Tiger’s Babes and YAWN .. I’m with you. I don’t care. But this sort of stuff sells I guess. ??
   Oh yeah .. and the columnists, almost all of them, have been on their high moral horse preaching about it. Or should that be bleating?
   I haven’t yet opened any of our three Sunday papers yet, but I imagine there’ll be more of the same.

   Posted by peiper       12/06/2009  at  05:46 AM  



2. Marital problems are as old as marriage.

   I’m no stranger to marital problems.

   However, unlike multi-millionaire Tiger, I don’t have hot babes throwing themselves at me. I don’t even have any not-so-hot babes throwing themselves at me. Nor have I sought any out during my marital problems (most such problems consist of my wife thinking that women ARE throwing themselves at me.)

   So, while I’d like to think I’m better than Tiger and have stayed faithful through thick and thin, the fact is, I’ve really not had the opportunities he’s had. Would I cheat if I were in Tiger’s shoes?

   I honestly don’t know. And I’d prefer not to find out.

   Posted by Christopher       12/06/2009  at  08:37 AM  



3. OK Guys. If you ever have the need to be fawned over by chicks or wish to see this fawning in action just go to a pro racing venue sometime and hang out in the pit area. They are called Pit Lizards and they are a dime a dozen. It used to be great sport to ponpoint which ones would do the dirty dance in the trailer with the crew man who claimed to have an IN with whichever said driver was in the spotlight.And to think I retired from the racing thing,Silly me.
   As to Tiger,more power to him.No Helen Thomases for that guy.

   Posted by Rich K       12/06/2009  at  02:55 PM  



4. Oh good grief Rich. I was happily reading comments and read yours while eating (big mistake) and saw that name. That utter beast, that self loving egomaniac, H.T.
   I was fine till reminded of the wicked witch of the western world. Well, maybe co-witch with that other nasty, Nancy peeLosi.

   Have to go and find my Anderson Salts.  (Brit version of Alka Seltzer.) Just the thought turns my stomach. Gak.

   Posted by peiper       12/07/2009  at  05:48 AM  

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