That is brilliant.
Okay, maybe the plan wasn’t brilliant...but the story was.
Saw that somewhere before, laughed myself almost into a coma, and stupidly didn’t post it. THAT was just frakking FUNNEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahaha! That reminds me of this classic 9-1-1 call:
(YouTube): I Needa Bambalance! (NSFW audio)
What the other guys said, 2wice over.
Umm - maybe I will re-think the idea I came up with yesterday. It was more - how to keep the wild vermin out of our garden next summer. I thought of taking this years seeds (corn) and pitch them throughout the back 40 - let it grow up there outside the fence to feed them and leave our small garden alone. I did find out during this fall’s hunt that you can bait the deer in our woods. Not planning on baiting them - exactly. More like a line of defense for our garden - that should the worst come - can turn into baiting.
That was indeed funny - it’s nice to know that I’m not the only one who does stupid ass stuff like that - I do less of it now, as I have learned how badly it turns out!