Idiots On Parade In Cuba

 

1. I assume that these heroes of liberalism have also protested against civil rights abuses by the Castro government.

   Posted by MAJ Mike       12/09/2005  at  09:47 AM  



2. Castro’s front line defense against the USA, that’s funny.

   Castro is lucky there is 90 miles of water between himself and Florida.

   Castro has declared war on Florida but Gov Jeb Bush just laughs.

   Average wage in Cuba is $20 a month, not enough to purchase a pizza.

   Posted by Z Woof       12/09/2005  at  10:27 AM  



3. Z WOOFBut, he did give every woman in Cuba a rice cooker. And his country does make a good cigar. Sorry these are all the positives I can think of.

   Posted by bat crusher       12/10/2005  at  05:19 AM  



4. Bat Crusher: No, not all Cuban women got their rice cooker. 

   A rice cooker in every home is simply a Castro dream.

   When Castro dies Americans will invade Cuba armed with VISA cards.

   Posted by Z Woof       12/10/2005  at  05:52 AM  



5. It was was ninety miles to freedom
   But they took the risk
   Though ocean was all motion
   And the wind was brisk
   The deadly gunboats never saw them
   In the pale moonlight
   They were off to Cayo Hueso
   By the dawn’s early light
   The gringo in the garden called the custom’s man
   They answered all his questions
   Were allowed to land
   The ladies shared a hairbrush
   And their husbands had a Coke
   And they were taken up to Krome
   To meet with there kin folk

   Chorus:
   Everybody’s got a cousin in Miami
   (Everybody’s got a cousin in Miami)
   Everybody understands the impromptu
   Dancing in the heat to the beat
   That turns your clothing clammy (ooooohhhhh)
   Everybody needs to have a dream come true

   In a third world jungle
   Not so far away
   Lives a natural drummer
   With a dream to play
   He’s the brother of the lizard
   And the flying fish
   But he’s enchanted by the pictures
   >From the satellite dish
   So his mama packs his bag
   Knots his red neck tie
   Send him north to her relations
   With a kiss goodbye
   He’s bewildered by the plane ride
   And the immigration line
   Until he sees his Christian name
   Upon a cardboard sign  

   Jimmy Buffett

   Posted by Z Woof       12/10/2005  at  06:17 AM  



6. is that a yank to cuba song? will the last amrican out bring the flag from miami, he he you guys.
   BULLDOG

   Posted by bulldog       12/10/2005  at  01:21 PM  



7. Hmmm would someone tell them to watch out for the landmines (both Cuban and US)?  We wouldn’t want any ‘peaceful’ protestors to go out with a bang.

   Posted by Kirk       12/10/2005  at  03:40 PM  



8. Ssshhhh, Kirk, don’t tell ‘em squat. Just hope that they make a run on the fences.

   Posted by StinKerr       12/11/2005  at  05:00 AM  

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